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Arbitrage- (2012)
01:45 - 03:55 - Film 4
5.9/10 Stars

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A businessman desperately tries to keep his past crimes a secret as he completes the sale of his company. However, a single mistake threatens to bring all the misdeeds to light, and as he struggles to keep his family from becoming involved, a police detective begins gathering evidence against him. Thriller, starring Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon and Tim Roth.


Embrace of the Vampire- (2013)
02:40 - 04:30 - Horror Channel
4.9/10 Stars

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A shy teen fresh from Catholic school starts life at a co-ed university, but things take a dark turn when she realises that she has been followed by an ancient evil force. Horror, starring Sharon Hinnendael, Kaniehtiio Horn, CC Sheffield and Chelsey Reist.


Girl Who Couldn't Quite- (1950)
03:20 - 05:00 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1949. Comedy. Directed by Norman Lee. Stars Bill Owen, Elizabeth Henson & Betty Stockfeld. Ruth hasn't smiled since she was a little girl but with the friendship of a tramp she smiles again.


See No Evil, Hear No Evil- (1989)
03:40 - 04:35 - Sony Movie Channel
6.3/10 Stars

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This dreadful comedy stars Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor in their third movie together, and it manages to waste both men's ability and bore and deeply offend most viewers at the same time. Quite a feat. Their characters are deaf and blind respectively, and the movie hinges on a series of appalling jokes and unoriginal situations, wrapped around a makeshift murder plot. As well as being an original comic talent, Richard Pryor has also had the dubious distinction of appearing in a plethora of truly execrable movies, and this is certainly one of them.


See No Evil, Hear No Evil- (1989)
04:40 - 05:50 - Sony Movie Channel
6.3/10 Stars

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This dreadful comedy stars Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor in their third movie together, and it manages to waste both men's ability and bore and deeply offend most viewers at the same time. Quite a feat. Their characters are deaf and blind respectively, and the movie hinges on a series of appalling jokes and unoriginal situations, wrapped around a makeshift murder plot. As well as being an original comic talent, Richard Pryor has also had the dubious distinction of appearing in a plethora of truly execrable movies, and this is certainly one of them.


Beloved Enemy- (0)
06:00 - 07:50 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1936. Drama. Director: H.C. Potter. Stars Merle Oberon, David Niven, Henry Stephenson & Jerome Cowan. During the Irish war of Independence, Irish rebel leader falls in love with an English aristocrat.


Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House- (1948)
07:00 - 08:50 - Movies4Men
6.8/10 Stars

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Many viewers will identify with the plight of Cary Grant and Myrna Loy in this sublime comedy. As the married couple who move to the countryside and do, quite literally, what the title states, Grant and Loy get conned by every cowboy builder along the way. The film was remade in 1985 as The Money Pit, but it wasn't as funny or stylish as this original, as neither Tom Hanks nor Shelley Long could compete with Grant and Loy at their best - just watch Loy recite her proposed colour scheme and you'll appreciate the gulf between this wonderful movie and its inferior update.


The Square Ring- (0)
07:50 - 09:30 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1953. Drama. Director: Basil Dearden. Stars Jack Warner, Robert Beatty, Bill Owen, Maxwell Reed & Joan Collins. Follow the lives of five boxers and their reasons for getting to where they are now.


Marooned- (1969)
08:50 - 11:30 - Movies4Men
5.4/10 Stars

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Winner of the Oscar for best special visual effects, this astute blend of science fact and fiction eerily anticipated the kind of lost-in-space crisis that would actually occur during the Apollo 13 mission just one year later. Gene Hackman, Richard Crenna and James Franciscus successfully combine public confidence with private misgivings as the stranded crew, while Gregory Peck heads the Nasa operation with typical reserve. Director John Sturges makes the most of his space hardware but never gets the domestic drama off the ground, with Lee Grant and the other wives being reduced to mere cardboard cut-outs.


Framed For Murder- (2007)
09:00 - 09:55 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Released from prison after serving eight years for the murder of her cheating husband, an innocent woman soon discovers that the same person who framed her for murder is about to strike again. (2007)


When You Come Home- (1948)
09:30 - 11:20 - Talking Pictures
5.5/10 Stars

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1947. Comedy. A Grandad (Frank Randle) recounts to his granddaughter his life as a music hall odd job man. Directed by John Baxter.


Framed For Murder- (2007)
10:00 - 11:05 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Released from prison after serving eight years for the murder of her cheating husband, an innocent woman soon discovers that the same person who framed her for murder is about to strike again. (2007)


The Sound of Fury- (1950)
11:00 - 12:50 - Film 4
0.0/10 Stars

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(1950) Film noir starring Frank Lovejoy and Lloyd Bridges. When two down-and-outs murderously bungle a kidnap plot and end up in prison, a newspaper dangerously whips up the locals' anger.


500 MPH Storm- (2013)
11:00 - 12:50 - Horror Channel
3.1/10 Stars

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A disastrous energy experiment unleashes a series of devastating hurricanes across America. A science teacher realises the movement of the winds into each other will result in a single continent-destroying storm, and tries to get his family to safety before it is too late. Disaster movie, starring Casper Van Dien and Michael Beach. Includes Mini Movie Moment.


Not With His Wife- (2016)
11:05 - 12:00 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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When Monica Bolland's husband is killed during an FBI assignment, she is determined to hunt down those responsible for his murder by going undercover to infiltrate a criminal cartel. (2016)


The Magnificent Two- (1967)
11:20 - 13:10 - Talking Pictures
4.3/10 Stars

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A pair of inept travelling salesmen become embroiled in political shenanigans during a trip to South America. Comedy, starring Morecambe and Wise alongside Cecil Parker, Martin Benson and Michael Godfrey.


Kentucky Rifle- (1955)
11:30 - 12:25 - Movies4Men
0.0/10 Stars

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A wagon train carrying a shipment of rifles must make a perilous journey through hostile territory occupied by the Comanche Indians, who have their eyes on the guns. Western, starring Chill Wills and Lance Fuller. Includes Flight Bites at 4.10pm.


3:10 to Yuma- (2007)
12:00 - 14:25 - Film 4
6.8/10 Stars

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This glossy remake of Delmer Daves's low-key 1957 western is powered along by two enthralling star turns. Christian Bale is engagingly understated as hard-up rancher Dan Evans, who boldly offers to escort a dangerous prisoner to the local train station. It's difficult to take your eyes off him, except to try and figure out what's going on in the mind of Ben Wade (Russell Crowe), the passenger booked on a trip to the jailhouse. Athough the backstory takes a while to unfold, director James Mangold (Walk the Line) pulls no punches (or shootings or stabbings) when it comes to showing Wade's dark side. A bond begins to grow between the outlaw and the family man, and the tension mounts as Wade's gang slowly closes in. Despite getting a little too theatrical in the final showdown, Mangold's film remains an exciting and emotional ride.


Not With His Wife- (2016)
12:05 - 13:00 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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When Monica Bolland's husband is killed during an FBI assignment, she is determined to hunt down those responsible for his murder by going undercover to infiltrate a criminal cartel. (2016)


Cartel War- (2010)
12:30 - 13:35 - Movies4Men
0.0/10 Stars

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Undercover cops break the law to bring down a cartel of drug dealers in this crime thriller. Jack Lucarelli stars. (2010)


Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea- (1961)
12:50 - 15:00 - Film 4
4.5/10 Stars

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Walter Pidgeon and Joan Fontaine are top billed in this entertaining sci-fi outing, but the real star is the submarine Seaview. Accounting for $400,000 of the picture's budget, the glass-fronted nuclear vessel went on to star in its own TV series following its exploits here, as admiral Pidgeon fires its missiles into the Van Allen radiation belt and saves Earth from meltdown. Fontaine is totally out of her depth, but Peter Lorre and the rest of the supporting cast are splendid. Co-writer/producer/director Irwin Allen went on to become the king of the disaster movie in the early 1970s, as the creative force behind such films as The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno.


What If- (0)
12:50 - 13:50 - ITV 2
0.0/10 Stars

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Romantic comedy starring Daniel Radcliffe, 2013. A medical school dropout forms a bond with an animator.


Sex Tape- (2014)
13:00 - 13:50 - 5*
5.3/10 Stars

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A married couple decide to put some passion back into their dull marriage by filming themselves having sex. However, a technological mix-up results in the footage being uploaded to various gadgets, and they race against time to recover all the copies before it ends up in the public eye. Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel.


The Mask of Zorro- (1998)
13:00 - 15:50 - Sony Movie Channel
6.2/10 Stars

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Zorro may wear a mask, but there's no disguising the fact that this is an absolutely splendid swashbuckler. Anthony Hopkins plays the original righter of wrongs, who hands over his rapier, and his mission, to the younger Antonio Banderas. Catherine Zeta-Jones, as the fiery heroine, proves she's a match for the men in the action sequences. Director Martin Campbell (following on from the success of blockbuster Bond movie GoldenEye) makes the most of the dramatic swordplay and paces the film perfectly to its explosive conclusion.


Destruction: Las Vegas- (2013)
13:00 - 14:35 - Horror Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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College students arrive in the gambling capital for spring break, but get caught up in a devastating hurricane. Two of the group discover the storms are the result of an ancient Egyptian curse, and join forces with a famous lounge singer to break the enchantment before it causes further natural disasters. Fantasy disaster movie, starring Frankie Muniz and Barry Bostwick.


Broken Lullaby- (1994)
13:00 - 15:00 - True Entertainment
4.0/10 Stars

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Inspired by a childhood photograph of her aunt, a genealogist travels round Europe to uncover details of the wealthy relative's family history. Romantic mystery, starring Mel Harris, Rob Stewart, Oliver Tobias and Jennifer Dale.


Sniper: Legacy- (2014)
13:05 - 14:15 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Tom Berenger is back for the next instalment of this adrenaline-pumping combat thriller. A rogue gunman is assassinating high-ranking military officers one by one. (2014)


Chernobyl Diaries- (2012)
13:05 - 14:50 - Horror Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Mystery thriller starring Olivia Taylor Dudley (The Vatican Tapes). Six tourists hire a guide to take them to the former home of workers at Chernobyl, but is this a toxic mistake? (2012)

The Pickwick Papers- (1952)
13:10 - 15:15 - Talking Pictures
8.5/10 Stars

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Four staid Victorian gentlemen embark on a grand tour of England in an effort to study life in all its glorious and strange varieties in an impartial and scientific manner. Comedy drama based on Charles Dickens' novel, starring James Hayter, James Donald, Nigel Patrick, Alexander Gauge, Donald Wolfit, Joyce Grenfell, Hattie Jacques, Kathleen Harrison and Hermione Baddeley.

Safe House- (2012)
13:10 - 14:20 - ITV 4
6.2/10 Stars

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A CIA agent stationed in South Africa is sent to question a rogue operative, who has been arrested years after betraying the agency, only to be attacked by mercenaries hired to capture the fugitive. As they flee for their lives together, the interrogator has to contend with not only the enemies hunting them, but also the mind games of his prisoner. Thriller, with Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds.

Fort Massacre- (1958)
13:10 - 14:05 - Movies4Men
4.0/10 Stars

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A sergeant takes charge of a US Cavalry regiment after senior officers are killed, and sets out on a journey through Apache territory to reach fresh water. However, the men begin to suspect their new commander has a personal vendetta against the natives and is leading them into a battle they cannot win. Western, starring Joel McCrea and Forrest Tucker.

Kahaani 2- (2016)
13:15 - 15:25 - Channel 4
0.0/10 Stars

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(2016) Indian thriller film directed by Sujoy Ghosh and produced by Ghosh and Jayantilal Gada. Starring Vidya Balan and Arjun Rampal.

100 Rifles- (0)
13:20 - 15:30 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1969. War. Director: Tom Gries. Stars Raquel Welch, Burt Reynolds, Fernando Lamas & Jim Brown. In 1912 Sonora, Mexico, revolutionary, Yaqui Joe, arms his people but finds himself hunted by a US lawman

Fort Massacre- (1958)
14:10 - 14:55 - Movies4Men
4.0/10 Stars

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A sergeant takes charge of a US Cavalry regiment after senior officers are killed, and sets out on a journey through Apache territory to reach fresh water. However, the men begin to suspect their new commander has a personal vendetta against the natives and is leading them into a battle they cannot win. Western, starring Joel McCrea and Forrest Tucker.

Strategic Air Command- (1955)
15:00 - 17:15 - Film 4
5.5/10 Stars

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In this unconvincing combination of domestic melodrama and high-flying flag-waving, James Stewart plays a baseball player-turned-bomber pilot, with June Allyson as his wife. Paramount's biggest money-spinner of 1955, the film is most effective during the thrilling aerial sequences, which were skilfully shot by cinematographers William Daniels and Tom Tutwiler - although the crash-landing on Greenland is also impressively staged. Director Anthony Mann seems more at home with the male-bonding between Stewart and his fellow trainee pilots, but Allyson still makes an impact in a role less saccharin than usual.

Danielle Steel's Vanished- (1995)
15:00 - 17:00 - True Entertainment
5.5/10 Stars

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George Hamilton reveals that beneath the tan there beats the heart of a heel in this TV movie based on another novel by the queen of popular fiction. Marielle Delauney's first marriage crumbles after she and her husband lose their only son in an accident. Years later, Marielle (played by Lisa Rinna) has remarried (to old smoothy George) and borne another child, but when the boy is kidnapped, suspicion falls on her ex, who's mysteriously back on the scene. Airplane!'s Robert Hays pops up as the cop on the case, but can do little to enliven proceedings and the movie plods tearfully towards its conclusion. Director George Kaczender works overtime to make us believe in this melodramatic tosh and its cardboard characters, but for all his efforts this is tiresome viewing.

The Rocking Horse Winner- (0)
15:15 - 17:00 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1949. Drama. Director: Anthony Pelissier. Stars John Howard Davies, Valerie Hobson, John Mills & Ronald Squire. After receiving a rocking horse, a child is able to pick winning horses at the racetrack

Secrets of Eden- (2012)
15:15 - 17:00 - Channel 5
4.3/10 Stars

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A small community is shocked when a local man murders his wife, then kills himself. A detective uncovers evidence of an affair between the dead woman and the town's pastor and begins to suspect he may be implicated in the tragedy. To learn the truth, she must gain the trust of the couple's troubled teenage daughter. Drama, starring John Stamos and Anna Gunn.

S.W.A.T.- (2003)
15:50 - 16:45 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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An imprisoned drug lord offers a cash reward to anyone who can break him out of police custody. Can the LAPD stop him? Samuel L. Jackson and Colin Farrell star. (2003)

Mongolian Death Worm- (2010)
16:00 - 17:50 - Horror Channel
2.5/10 Stars

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An oil drilling operation in the Mongolian desert disturbs a nest of carnivorous giant worms. A treasure hunter searching for a legendary lost tomb faces a battle for his life against the monstrous creatures. Action adventure, starring Sean Patrick Flanery, Drew Waters, George Cheung and Victoria Pratt.

S.W.A.T.- (2003)
16:50 - 18:10 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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An imprisoned drug lord offers a cash reward to anyone who can break him out of police custody. Can the LAPD stop him? Samuel L. Jackson and Colin Farrell star. (2003)

Happily Never After Til Death Do Us Part- (2014)
17:00 - 18:00 - Five USA
0.0/10 Stars

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Psychological thriller starring Haylie Duff and Ty Olsson. A woman with a heart condition begins to suspect that her new doctor husband might be a murderer. (2014)

Battle of the Coral Sea- (1959)
17:10 - 18:05 - Movies4Men
4.5/10 Stars

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A submarine commander and his crew are captured by the Japanese while on a reconaissance mission. He plans to escape so he can return the intelligence he has gathered to the US fleet, but when an interpreter offers to help him, he is not sure she can be trusted. Second World War drama, starring Cliff Robertson and Gia Scala.

Sword of Sherwood Forest- (1960)
17:15 - 18:55 - Film 4
4.5/10 Stars

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Legendary outlaw hero Robin Hood rallies his merry men to thwart a dastardly plan by the Sheriff of Nottingham to murder the Archbishop of Canterbury, who has denounced the sheriff's plot to confiscate another nobleman's land. Medieval adventure, starring Richard Greene, Peter Cushing, Niall MacGinnis, Richard Pasco, Sarah Branch and Oliver Reed.

Happily Never After Til Death Do Us Part- (2014)
18:05 - 18:55 - Five USA
0.0/10 Stars

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Psychological thriller starring Haylie Duff and Ty Olsson. A woman with a heart condition begins to suspect that her new doctor husband might be a murderer. (2014)

Battle of the Coral Sea- (1959)
18:10 - 18:55 - Movies4Men
4.5/10 Stars

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A submarine commander and his crew are captured by the Japanese while on a reconaissance mission. He plans to escape so he can return the intelligence he has gathered to the US fleet, but when an interpreter offers to help him, he is not sure she can be trusted. Second World War drama, starring Cliff Robertson and Gia Scala.

Godzilla- (1997)
18:10 - 19:05 - Sony Movie Channel
5.1/10 Stars

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Japan's favourite giant lizard crawls out of radioactive waters in the South Pacific and heads for New York in this dreary American overhaul from 10,000 BC director Roland Emmerich. Resembling an over-produced version of The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, Emmerich's blockbuster behemoth replaces man-in-suit special effects with dodgy computer visuals and sub-Jurassic Park thrills. What it doesn't replicate is the endearing charm the celebrated fire-breather had when he stomped through cardboard skyscrapers. The old Toho Studios' fantasy adventures may have lower budgets, but even the cheapest shows more imagination and flair than this dismal monster mishmash.

Sons of the Desert- (0)
18:40 - 20:00 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1933. Comedy. Director: William A. Seiter. Stars Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Mae Busch and Lucien Littlefield. Stan and Ollie trick their wives into thinking that they are taking a medicinal cruise.

Enemy Mine- (1985)
18:55 - 21:00 - Film 4
6.8/10 Stars

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In the midst of a war between humans and aliens, two space pilots from opposite sides are marooned together on an inhospitable planet and are forced to set aside their mutual animosity to survive. Sci-fi adventure, starring Dennis Quaid, Louis Gossett Jr and Brion James. Includes Movie News at 9.55pm.

Gone In 60 Seconds- (1974)
18:55 - 19:50 - Movies4Men
5.7/10 Stars

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An insurance investigator, who leads a double life as a professional car thief, receives an assignment he just cannot refuse. It just happens to involve cars! Stars H.B. Halicki. (1974)

Godzilla- (1997)
19:10 - 21:00 - Sony Movie Channel
5.1/10 Stars

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Japan's favourite giant lizard crawls out of radioactive waters in the South Pacific and heads for New York in this dreary American overhaul from 10,000 BC director Roland Emmerich. Resembling an over-produced version of The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, Emmerich's blockbuster behemoth replaces man-in-suit special effects with dodgy computer visuals and sub-Jurassic Park thrills. What it doesn't replicate is the endearing charm the celebrated fire-breather had when he stomped through cardboard skyscrapers. The old Toho Studios' fantasy adventures may have lower budgets, but even the cheapest shows more imagination and flair than this dismal monster mishmash.

Gone In 60 Seconds- (1974)
19:55 - 21:00 - Movies4Men
5.7/10 Stars

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An insurance investigator, who leads a double life as a professional car thief, receives an assignment he just cannot refuse. It just happens to involve cars! Stars H.B. Halicki. (1974)

Rooney- (0)
21:00 - 22:45 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1958. Comedy. Directed by George Pollock. Stars John Gregson, Muriel Pavlow & Barry Fitzgerald. The life of Rooney, a Gaelic sportsman at the weekends and a Dublin rubbish collector during the week.

Lethal Weapon 4- (1998)
21:00 - 22:15 - ITV 4
6.2/10 Stars

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The fourth instalment in the action series is a slight improvement on the bloated Lethal Weapon 3, but there's still a "going through the motions" feel to it all. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover continue to bicker away amicably, Joe Pesci remains the butt of most of their jokes, while the pregnant Rene Russo is stuck largely on the sidelines. Stand-up comedian Chris Rock makes his first appearance in the franchise as a wisecracking cop, but the most notable new addition is Jet Li, the Hong Kong action star whose awesome fighting skills leave the rest of the cast looking rather old and ungainly. Otherwise it's business as usual, with director Richard Donner laying on the requisite destruction as Gibson and Glover track down a ruthless Triad gang that specialises in smuggling immigrants.

Grown Ups 2- (2013)
21:00 - 22:05 - 5*
5.9/10 Stars

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A man moves his family back to the town where he grew up, so his children can have the same upbringing he had. While he and his three childhood friends try to relive their lost youth, they discover their kids have a thing or two to teach them during the last day of school. Comedy sequel, starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James and David Spade.

X-Men: Days of Future Past- (2014)
21:00 - 23:35 - Film 4
7.6/10 Stars

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In a future ravaged by war, the superhero team makes a desperate last stand against a force of deadly robots. Their last hope is to send Wolverine back in time to the 1970s, to join forces with an earlier version of the X-Men and change the events that started the conflict. Superhero adventure sequel, starring Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Lawrence, James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.

Takers- (2010)
21:00 - 23:10 - Movies4Men
6.1/10 Stars

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This take on the classic cop v robbers formula makes for handsome, smart and fast-paced entertainment. Idris Elba and Paul Walker lead a veritable Rat Pack of robbers, whose meticulously organised bank heists allow them to live the high life. Matt Dillon is the detective obsessed with finding them, all the while providing support to his troubled police partner (Jay Hernandez). When the gang are tempted into pulling one more, lucrative job by a former associate, the scene is set for a showdown. There's a pleasing, easy chemistry about Elba and co, which is only undermined by Tip "TI" Harris's terrible gangsta performance as the interloper in the outfit. It's also very much a movie for the boys, with Zoƫ Saldana offered little to do as the beauty caught between rivals and Marianne Jean-Baptiste hemmed in as Elba's junkie sister. Still, Takers compensates with its edge-of-the-seat thrills and rollicking action.

Judge Dredd- (1995)
21:00 - 21:55 - Sony Movie Channel
5.3/10 Stars

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Star Wars meets Ben-Hur in director Danny Cannon's imaginatively over-the-top science-fiction rendering of the celebrated 2000 AD comic-strip hero. In the future, the world has formed into densely populated Mega Cities with the Cursed Earth being the uninhabitable region lying between them. Law and order is maintained by a fleet of elite officers who are judge, jury and executioner rolled into one, and Judge Dredd (Sylvester Stallone) is the most prolific of the brigade. This is how fans like their Stallone served up best - without subtlety, monosyllabic, biceps bulging and in constant action. Diane Lane as Judge Hershey, the romantic judge with a conscience, has some excellent moments, and Armand Assante puts in a fine performance of manic evil as a villain with a secret. Cannon continually accents the spark and humour of the comic, while ensuring the visuals are always spectacular and epic. Frequently stunning and always exciting, Judge Dredd is an underrated fantasy gem, full of flash, plenty of bang and packing a considerable wallop.

Skyline- (2010)
21:00 - 22:50 - Horror Channel
4.7/10 Stars

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There isn't an original idea in the Brothers Strause's copycat feature, which blends bits of District 9, Cloverfield, The Matrix and Independence Day into a standard War of the Worlds invasion scenario. But once the ace special effects and full-on monster mania take prominence over the soap opera plot, it does become weirdly fascinating. The action is set entirely in and around an LA penthouse after a boozy birthday party, from where the waking revellers witness the unfolding horror after alien craft descend on the city. The explosive action includes jet-plane dogfights, a nuclear missile attack and giant tentacled creatures stomping and flying around, while the zombifying "Siren light" adds a touch of George Romero horror into the stylised mix. Events culminate in a freaky belly-of-the-beast climax, by which time this peculiar sci-fi hybrid has mutated into enjoyably bizarre high camp.

American Pie: the Wedding- (2003)
21:00 - 22:00 - ITV 2
6.0/10 Stars

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How you feel about a third helping of American Pie will of course depend on how the first two servings went down. For some, these adolescent sex comedies were the living proof of how popular cinema had plumbed new depths in taste. For others, who spotted the essential sweetness at the heart of the confection it was a worthy successor to the John Hughes teen-fests of the 1980s. In this supposedly ultimate slice, in which series regulars Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) attempt to tie the knot, writer Adam Herz delivers the familiar recipe of bawdy set pieces that culminate in a shamelessly upbeat and sentimental ending. Nothing new then, and as revolting and foul-mouthed as ever, but this will be a reasonably satisfying final course for Pie fans everywhere.

Judge Dredd- (1995)
22:00 - 23:05 - Sony Movie Channel
5.3/10 Stars

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Star Wars meets Ben-Hur in director Danny Cannon's imaginatively over-the-top science-fiction rendering of the celebrated 2000 AD comic-strip hero. In the future, the world has formed into densely populated Mega Cities with the Cursed Earth being the uninhabitable region lying between them. Law and order is maintained by a fleet of elite officers who are judge, jury and executioner rolled into one, and Judge Dredd (Sylvester Stallone) is the most prolific of the brigade. This is how fans like their Stallone served up best - without subtlety, monosyllabic, biceps bulging and in constant action. Diane Lane as Judge Hershey, the romantic judge with a conscience, has some excellent moments, and Armand Assante puts in a fine performance of manic evil as a villain with a secret. Cannon continually accents the spark and humour of the comic, while ensuring the visuals are always spectacular and epic. Frequently stunning and always exciting, Judge Dredd is an underrated fantasy gem, full of flash, plenty of bang and packing a considerable wallop.

Dirty Grandpa- (2016)
22:00 - 00:05 - 4Seven
0.0/10 Stars

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(2016) Brash comedy starring Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Aubrey Plaza and Zoey Deutch. A man tricks his grandson into taking him on a debauched road trip. Sex/nudity/drugs/strong language.

American Pie: the Wedding- (2003)
22:05 - 23:00 - ITV 2
6.0/10 Stars

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How you feel about a third helping of American Pie will of course depend on how the first two servings went down. For some, these adolescent sex comedies were the living proof of how popular cinema had plumbed new depths in taste. For others, who spotted the essential sweetness at the heart of the confection it was a worthy successor to the John Hughes teen-fests of the 1980s. In this supposedly ultimate slice, in which series regulars Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) attempt to tie the knot, writer Adam Herz delivers the familiar recipe of bawdy set pieces that culminate in a shamelessly upbeat and sentimental ending. Nothing new then, and as revolting and foul-mouthed as ever, but this will be a reasonably satisfying final course for Pie fans everywhere.

Grown Ups 2- (2013)
22:10 - 23:00 - 5*
5.9/10 Stars

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A man moves his family back to the town where he grew up, so his children can have the same upbringing he had. While he and his three childhood friends try to relive their lost youth, they discover their kids have a thing or two to teach them during the last day of school. Comedy sequel, starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James and David Spade.

Lethal Weapon 4- (1998)
22:20 - 23:30 - ITV 4
6.2/10 Stars

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The fourth instalment in the action series is a slight improvement on the bloated Lethal Weapon 3, but there's still a "going through the motions" feel to it all. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover continue to bicker away amicably, Joe Pesci remains the butt of most of their jokes, while the pregnant Rene Russo is stuck largely on the sidelines. Stand-up comedian Chris Rock makes his first appearance in the franchise as a wisecracking cop, but the most notable new addition is Jet Li, the Hong Kong action star whose awesome fighting skills leave the rest of the cast looking rather old and ungainly. Otherwise it's business as usual, with director Richard Donner laying on the requisite destruction as Gibson and Glover track down a ruthless Triad gang that specialises in smuggling immigrants.

The Golden Salamander- (0)
22:45 - 00:40 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1950. Drama. Directed by Ronald Neame. Stars Trevor Howard, Anouk Aimee & Herbert Lom. A British archaeologist is torn between tackling a sinister crime syndicate or turning a blind eye.

Savaged- (2013)
22:50 - 00:50 - Horror Channel
5.5/10 Stars

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A deaf mute woman is raped and murdered, then buried in a shallow grave. A Native American shaman tries to restore her to life, but instead her body is possessed by the angry spirit of an Apache warrior, who seeks to avenge her death - but finds time is short as her decomposing body will not last long. Horror, starring Amanda Adrienne and Joseph Runningfox.

10,000 BC- (2008)
23:00 - 00:00 - 5*
5.2/10 Stars

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Nothing much has changed when it comes to prehistoric adventures since One Million Years BC featured Raquel Welch running around in a fur-skinned bikini in 1966. The same lovelorn cavemen fight the same primitive predators with the same historical inaccuracy. This messy melange of Apocalypto and TV series Primeval from Day after Tomorrow director Roland Emmerich sees brave young hunter Steven Strait embark on a quest to rescue blue-eyed Camilla Belle when she's taken to a faraway land by mysterious invaders. Constructed around mindless spectacle, chintzy computerised creature effects and sweeping Stargate-style Egyptian vistas, this epic nonsense isn't silly enough to even be entertaining. Bland where it should be imaginatively bold, sluggish when it should soar with thrilling excitement, this leaden leviathan feels like a mammoth stampede in slow motion. At least, the dimwitted dialogue is spoken in perfect English.

The Machine- (2013)
23:05 - 00:00 - Sony Movie Channel
5.8/10 Stars

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A scientist working on a project to create robotic soldiers for the military creates an artificially intelligent android, but his employers fear its independence and order him to destroy it. However, the machine has developed its own objectives and will fight to achieve them. Sci-fi thriller, starring Caity Lotz, Toby Stephens and Denis Lawson.

The Stepchild- (2015)
23:05 - 01:00 - True Entertainment
0.0/10 Stars

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Still suffering from the injuries she suffered during a home burglary that left her father dead and stepmother hurt, a woman begins to suspect her father's partner is behind the attack. (2015)

S.W.A.T.: Firefight- (2011)
23:10 - 01:00 - Movies4Men
0.0/10 Stars

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An expert in anti-terrorism tactics is ordered to Detroit to train its SWAT team, but everything changes when a government assassin aims to kill the entire squad. Giancarlo Esposito stars. (2011)

American Gangster- (2007)
23:30 - 00:30 - ITV 4
7.4/10 Stars

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As this true-life New York crime saga (set between 1968 and 1974) evocatively unfolds, master director Ridley Scott makes "big" look easy. Denzel Washington brings a suave tranquillity to his role as emerging Harlem drugs lord Frank Lucas (all the better to explode into sudden violence), while, in parallel, Russell Crowe's honest New Jersey cop Richie Roberts juggles divorce, pariah status within a corrupt police department and, eventually, the logistics of bringing Lucas down. It's as if The Godfather, GoodFellas and Scarface met TV's The Wire: grand overstatement combined with procedural detail and junkie sleaze. Beyond Josh Brolin's poisonously bad cop, a fine supporting cast struggles to make any meaningful impact in the wake of a dominant Washington - not least in the poorly sketched female roles - and fidelity to events takes the dramatic sting out of an operatic climax. Nevertheless, this is still a classy crime fable that succeeds despite sidestepping the electric set pieces of such genre maestros as Martin Scorsese or Brian De Palma.

Hyena- (2015)
23:35 - 01:50 - Film 4
0.0/10 Stars

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(2015) Thriller with Peter Ferdinando. A corrupt London detective inspector gets caught up in drug dealing and human trafficking. Very strong language/upsetting scenes of violence and rape.

10,000 BC- (2008)
00:05 - 01:05 - 5*
5.2/10 Stars

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Nothing much has changed when it comes to prehistoric adventures since One Million Years BC featured Raquel Welch running around in a fur-skinned bikini in 1966. The same lovelorn cavemen fight the same primitive predators with the same historical inaccuracy. This messy melange of Apocalypto and TV series Primeval from Day after Tomorrow director Roland Emmerich sees brave young hunter Steven Strait embark on a quest to rescue blue-eyed Camilla Belle when she's taken to a faraway land by mysterious invaders. Constructed around mindless spectacle, chintzy computerised creature effects and sweeping Stargate-style Egyptian vistas, this epic nonsense isn't silly enough to even be entertaining. Bland where it should be imaginatively bold, sluggish when it should soar with thrilling excitement, this leaden leviathan feels like a mammoth stampede in slow motion. At least, the dimwitted dialogue is spoken in perfect English.

The Machine- (2013)
00:05 - 01:00 - Sony Movie Channel
5.8/10 Stars

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A scientist working on a project to create robotic soldiers for the military creates an artificially intelligent android, but his employers fear its independence and order him to destroy it. However, the machine has developed its own objectives and will fight to achieve them. Sci-fi thriller, starring Caity Lotz, Toby Stephens and Denis Lawson.

American Gangster- (2007)
00:35 - 02:35 - ITV 4
7.4/10 Stars

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As this true-life New York crime saga (set between 1968 and 1974) evocatively unfolds, master director Ridley Scott makes "big" look easy. Denzel Washington brings a suave tranquillity to his role as emerging Harlem drugs lord Frank Lucas (all the better to explode into sudden violence), while, in parallel, Russell Crowe's honest New Jersey cop Richie Roberts juggles divorce, pariah status within a corrupt police department and, eventually, the logistics of bringing Lucas down. It's as if The Godfather, GoodFellas and Scarface met TV's The Wire: grand overstatement combined with procedural detail and junkie sleaze. Beyond Josh Brolin's poisonously bad cop, a fine supporting cast struggles to make any meaningful impact in the wake of a dominant Washington - not least in the poorly sketched female roles - and fidelity to events takes the dramatic sting out of an operatic climax. Nevertheless, this is still a classy crime fable that succeeds despite sidestepping the electric set pieces of such genre maestros as Martin Scorsese or Brian De Palma.

The Galloping Major- (0)
00:40 - 02:20 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1951. Director: Henry Cornelius. Stars Basil Radford, Sidney James, Jimmy Hanley & Janette Scott. A retired British Major wants to get into horse racing but accidently buys the wrong horse.

Cockneys Vs Zombies- (2012)
00:50 - 02:40 - Horror Channel
5.6/10 Stars

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A group of inept criminals decide to rob a bank so they can save their grandfather's retirement home. Meanwhile some workers dig up an old graveyard and get bitten by the "undead"... (2012)

Officer Down- (2005)
01:00 - 02:50 - Movies4Men
0.0/10 Stars

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Sherilyn Fenn stars in this thriller as a policewoman who unwittingly puts her family in danger when she uncovers corruption in her department. (2005)

The Mask of Zorro- (1998)
01:00 - 01:55 - Sony Movie Channel
6.2/10 Stars

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Zorro may wear a mask, but there's no disguising the fact that this is an absolutely splendid swashbuckler. Anthony Hopkins plays the original righter of wrongs, who hands over his rapier, and his mission, to the younger Antonio Banderas. Catherine Zeta-Jones, as the fiery heroine, proves she's a match for the men in the action sequences. Director Martin Campbell (following on from the success of blockbuster Bond movie GoldenEye) makes the most of the dramatic swordplay and paces the film perfectly to its explosive conclusion.

Waste Land- (2009)
01:50 - 03:55 - Film 4
7.8/10 Stars

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Documentary following artist Vik Muniz, whose work is created from waste material, as he visits the world's largest rubbish dump in his native Brazil. As he works on his latest project, the film-makers reveal the stories of the people who live and work around the dump, sorting recyclable material, and who become collaborators in the artwork. In Portuguese and English.

The Mask of Zorro- (1998)
02:00 - 03:50 - Sony Movie Channel
6.2/10 Stars

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Zorro may wear a mask, but there's no disguising the fact that this is an absolutely splendid swashbuckler. Anthony Hopkins plays the original righter of wrongs, who hands over his rapier, and his mission, to the younger Antonio Banderas. Catherine Zeta-Jones, as the fiery heroine, proves she's a match for the men in the action sequences. Director Martin Campbell (following on from the success of blockbuster Bond movie GoldenEye) makes the most of the dramatic swordplay and paces the film perfectly to its explosive conclusion.

The Day of the Triffids- (1962)
02:20 - 04:20 - Talking Pictures
6.0/10 Stars

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A meteor shower blinds the majority of Earth's population and heralds the arrival of a race of dangerous carnivorous walking plants. As the monsters multiply and prey on the blind, the remaining sighted people join forces to try to put an end to the invasion. Sci-fi thriller, starring Howard Keel, Janette Scott, Nicole Maurey and Mervyn Johns.

The Vatican Tapes- (2015)
02:40 - 04:30 - Horror Channel
4.6/10 Stars

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A woman seems to be at the centre of a series of unexplainable events, resulting in death and destruction for anyone around her. The Vatican concludes she is possessed by a demon, and a priest is assigned to exorcise her - but he discovers the creature inhabiting her body is older and more powerful than anyone suspects, and could prove a threat to the entire world. Horror, starring Olivia Taylor Dudley, Michael Pena and Dougray Scott.