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Crank- (2006)
00:05 - 00:45 - Mon 27/11/17 - ITV 4
6.5/10 Stars

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Co-directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor betray their roots in commercials with this nonstop barrage of flashy tricks and breakneck action in which visual and narrative absurdity vie with each other on an insanely epic scale. Trash antihero icon Jason Statham (The Transporter) plays a retired hitman injected with poison. If his adrenaline level falls he'll die - something that must not happen until he's slain the LA crime syndicate boss responsible. To keep his heart rate up he ingests every drug going and, in a hilarious highlight, has public sex in Chinatown with girlfriend Amy Smart. It's Speed with a man instead of a bus, and nothing is sacred or even realistic - from Statham performing motorcycle stunts almost naked to calmly using his mobile while freefalling through the air. As fun bad movies go, this split-screen, hyper-kinetic comic strip revs up the entertainment value to lunatic "anything goes" levels. But taken seriously, it's just a violent and vulgar distraction.


Role Models- (2008)
00:05 - 01:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - 5*
6.4/10 Stars

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Two irresponsible salesmen find themselves in trouble with the law after crashing their truck. To avoid jail, they agree to undertake community service looking after two troubled kids - a painfully geeky teenager and a foul-mouthed youngster. However, jail soon looks like it would have been the easier option. Comedy, starring Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott and Christopher Mintz-Plasse.


Good Kill- (2014)
00:10 - 02:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Channel 4
0.0/10 Stars

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(2014) Drama starring Ethan Hawke. A US Air Force combat pilot struggles to cope when he is reassigned to remotely controlling military assault drones. Strong language/sexual violence/sex.


Sunshine- (2007)
00:20 - 01:40 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
6.9/10 Stars

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Slumdog Millionaire director Danny Boyle's first foray into pure science fiction starts out as a philosophical epic along the lines of 2001: a Space Odyssey and Solaris before lurching inexplicably into the action horror territory previously charted by Alien and Event Horizon. Set in 2057, the film boasts crisp performances from Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans and Rose Byrne as the astronauts who are sent on a hazardous mission to rekindle the dying Sun by firing a giant bomb into its core. Throwing in nods to genre classics Silent Running and Dark Star, Boyle succeeds admirably in cranking up the tension as things go awry and the crew are subjected to unexplained and unnerving phenomena. But, despite a strong first half, the film loses its way as the spaceship nears its fiery destination and the admittedly stunning special effects begin to overwhelm an action-packed but disappointing final act.


Damnation Alley- (1977)
00:40 - 02:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
5.4/10 Stars

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In the aftermath of the Third World War, four people venture into the ruins of New York searching for survivors. They discover the city has been overrun by feral savages and dangerous mutated creatures. Sci-fi drama based on Roger Zelazny's novel, starring Jan-Michael Vincent, George Peppard, Dominique Sanda and Paul Winfield.


Cornered- (1945)
00:55 - 02:55 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
3.3/10 Stars

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This pleasant little crime drama - not quite a thriller and a shade too bright for a film noir - is directed with consummate skill by up-and-coming Edward Dmytryk, who had also worked with former crooner Dick Powell in their masterpiece Farewell My Lovely in the same year. Powell here continues to erase memories of his Busby Berkeley days at Warners, delivering a high-octane performance as he hunts down his wife's murderer in a Buenos Aires peopled with veteran character actors such as Walter Slezak and Morris Carnovsky. Unfortunately, the women (Micheline Cheirel, Nina Vale) are a shade uninteresting, but Powell's tough demeanour more than compensates.


The Vow- (2012)
01:00 - 02:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - 5*
6.9/10 Stars

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A newlywed couple are involved in a car accident, and the wife wakes up with no memory of her husband. While he tries to get her to fall in love with him all over again, she is reunited with her estranged parents, who never approved of the marriage and see her condition as a chance to make a fresh start. Romantic drama, with Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Jessica Lange and Sam Neill.


Dangerous Intuition- (2013)
01:00 - 03:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - True Entertainment
0.0/10 Stars

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A woman is convinced that her ex-husband's new girlfriend is trying to harm their daughter when she goes to stay with her dad. (2013)


Evidence- (2013)
01:10 - 03:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Horror Channel
5.6/10 Stars

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Mystery thriller starring Radha Mitchell (Olympus Has Fallen). A detective hunts down a killer using video footage shot by the victims of a massacre at an abandoned gas station. (2013)


Alléluia- (2014)
01:40 - 03:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Film 4
5.9/10 Stars

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(2014) Disturbing Belgian serial-killer thriller. A conman (Laurent Lucas) and a morgue attendant (Lola Dueñas) prey on vulnerable women. In French/Spanish/subs. Sex/bloody violence.

Lake Placid- (1999)
01:40 - 02:35 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
5.4/10 Stars

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A palaeontologist, a game warden, a conspiracy theorist and a redneck sheriff each set out to investigate a mysterious death on the shore of a lake, only to find themselves up against a man-eating 30ft crocodile with an insatiable appetite. Comedy horror, starring Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt, Brendan Gleeson and Betty White.

The Vow- (2012)
02:05 - 03:05 - Mon 27/11/17 - 5*
6.9/10 Stars

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A newlywed couple are involved in a car accident, and the wife wakes up with no memory of her husband. While he tries to get her to fall in love with him all over again, she is reunited with her estranged parents, who never approved of the marriage and see her condition as a chance to make a fresh start. Romantic drama, with Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Jessica Lange and Sam Neill.

The Golden Disc- (1958)
02:30 - 04:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1958. Pop drama starring Lee Patterson, Mary Steele, Terry Dene & Linda Gray. A young pop composer and singer opens a coffee bar. They are joined by budding singer Terry Dene as himself.

Lake Placid- (1999)
02:40 - 03:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
5.4/10 Stars

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A palaeontologist, a game warden, a conspiracy theorist and a redneck sheriff each set out to investigate a mysterious death on the shore of a lake, only to find themselves up against a man-eating 30ft crocodile with an insatiable appetite. Comedy horror, starring Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt, Brendan Gleeson and Betty White.

Containment- (2015)
03:00 - 04:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Horror Channel
5.5/10 Stars

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A failed artist wakes up one morning to find his doors and windows have been sealed shut, and his neighbourhood quarantined. He and his neighbours try to find a way out, and escape from the sinister figures in protective suits who have taken over the area and are attacking the residents. Sci-fi disaster movie, starring Louise Brealey and Lee Ross.

A Christmas Snow- (2010)
03:40 - 05:50 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
5.3/10 Stars

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A woman refuses to celebrate Christmas, because of her father abandoning his family during the holiday. When a fierce blizzard strikes her town in the run-up to the big day, she is forced to give shelter to two strangers, and as she gets to know them, she begins to rethink her bitter outlook on life. Festive drama, starring Catherine Mary Stewart and Muse Watson.

The Broken Melody- (0)
06:00 - 07:40 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1934. Directed by Bernard Vorhaus. Paul Verlaine, a struggling composer (John Garrick) is supported by Germaine (Merle Oberon) who is secretly in love with him.

Emergency Call- (1952)
08:10 - 10:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
6.0/10 Stars

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A police inspector searches for a donor with a rare blood type willing to save a leukaemia patient's life - a mission which brings him into contact with three very different potential candidates. Thriller, with Jack Warner, Anthony Steel, Joy Shelton, Sid James, Thora Hird and Earl Cameron.

Storm over the Nile- (1955)
08:15 - 10:25 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
6.3/10 Stars

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Zoltan Korda makes little effort to disguise the fact that this is a remake of his 1939 classic The Four Feathers. The script is the same RC Sherriff, Lajos Biró and Arthur Wimperis adaptation of AEW Mason's classic adventure novel, while some of the original location footage is also included, distorted to fit the new picture's CinemaScope format. Co-director Terence Young helps bring a touch of pizzazz to the action sequences, yet the story, about an officer who's branded a coward but who subsequently proves to have more pluck than his pals, has dated badly, and the cast seems very aware of the fact.

Santa's Summer House- (2012)
09:00 - 09:55 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
4.0/10 Stars

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Five strangers travelling through California at the height of summer get lost in a mysterious fog, ending up at the island house of a mysterious, kindly old couple. Recognising that their guests are all unhappy with their lives, the hosts spread a little out-of-season Christmas spirit to put things right. Comedy, starring Gary Daniels and Christopher Mitchum.

The Traitors- (0)
10:00 - 11:25 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
9.5/10 Stars

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1962. Thriller. Directed by Robert Tronson. Starring Patrick Allen, Jacqueline Ellis & James Maxwell. Espionage story telling how British and U.S. security agents outwit ruthless and cunning traitors.

Santa's Summer House- (2012)
10:00 - 10:55 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
4.0/10 Stars

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Five strangers travelling through California at the height of summer get lost in a mysterious fog, ending up at the island house of a mysterious, kindly old couple. Recognising that their guests are all unhappy with their lives, the hosts spread a little out-of-season Christmas spirit to put things right. Comedy, starring Gary Daniels and Christopher Mitchum.

Fort Apache- (1948)
10:25 - 11:20 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
7.1/10 Stars

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This magnificent western is one of the highlights of American cinema, the first of three remarkable films director John Ford made about the US Cavalry. It's a satisfying, finely crafted work, not least because of Ford's ability to create a tangible sense of time and place in a displaced community against the majestic surroundings of his beloved Monument Valley. Ford regular Henry Fonda is particularly outstanding - after this, he retired from films for nearly a decade to concentrate on stage success - cast against type as martinet officer Owen Thursday. Thursday is an embittered man set on a tragic course and is clearly modelled on George Armstrong Custer. He breaks a peace deal with Apache leader Cochise, an agreement that was originally engineered by Kirby York, here played by John Wayne, giving one of his finest, most delicate performances. The life of the cavalry - its music, its women, its mythology - is all superbly realised by Ford, who, in one simple shot of a lone soldier reading his Bible, confirms his greatness.

The Christmas Tree- (1996)
10:55 - 11:50 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Heart-warming festive drama, starring Andrew McCarthy as a gardener who strikes up an unlikely friendship with a nun while wrangling over the fate of an endangered fir tree, and learns the true meaning of Christmas. Trini Alvarado also stars in Sally Field's directorial debut.

The Duel at Silver Creek- (1952)
11:00 - 12:35 - Mon 27/11/17 - Film 4
7.0/10 Stars

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This minor and utterly unremarkable Audie Murphy western somewhat surprisingly bears the name of ace Dirty Harry director Don Siegel. Unfortunately, it's absolutely devoid of the personal style Siegel brought to such low-budget films as Invasion of the Body Snatchers and Riot in Cell Block 11. This feels long even at its short running time, and is clearly padded for length with an uncomfortable prologue. Of course, Murphy and Siegel fans won't want to miss it, and the supporting cast of Faith Domergue, Stephen McNally and a pre-stardom Lee Marvin also makes it watchable, but this is a very ordinary western.

At the Earth's Core- (1976)
11:00 - 12:50 - Mon 27/11/17 - Horror Channel
5.6/10 Stars

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A Victorian professor invents a super-powerful tunnelling machine that can dig its way through the Earth's crust. To impress his financial backer he gives a demonstration, but his invention malfunctions and bores a channel to the very centre of the Earth - where they discover a prehistoric human race enslaved by flying telepathic monsters. Sci-fi adventure based on the book by Edgar Rice Burroughs, with Peter Cushing, Doug McClure, Caroline Munro and Cy Grant.

Annie- (1982)
11:15 - 12:15 - Mon 27/11/17 - 5*
6.4/10 Stars

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John Huston was the wrong director for this long-winded version of the Broadway musical based on the popular American comic strip. He lacks the necessary light touch that might have made this the equal of the stage production, and he's not helped by the casting of heavyweight Albert Finney as bald Daddy Warbucks and grimacing Tim Curry as a villain. However, Carol Burnett is a zesty Miss Hannigan and Aileen Quinn is appealing as the moppet of the title, while real class is brought to the proceedings by Broadway divas Bernadette Peters and Ann Reinking. Dip in and enjoy the marvellous songs.

Fort Apache- (1948)
11:25 - 13:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
7.1/10 Stars

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This magnificent western is one of the highlights of American cinema, the first of three remarkable films director John Ford made about the US Cavalry. It's a satisfying, finely crafted work, not least because of Ford's ability to create a tangible sense of time and place in a displaced community against the majestic surroundings of his beloved Monument Valley. Ford regular Henry Fonda is particularly outstanding - after this, he retired from films for nearly a decade to concentrate on stage success - cast against type as martinet officer Owen Thursday. Thursday is an embittered man set on a tragic course and is clearly modelled on George Armstrong Custer. He breaks a peace deal with Apache leader Cochise, an agreement that was originally engineered by Kirby York, here played by John Wayne, giving one of his finest, most delicate performances. The life of the cavalry - its music, its women, its mythology - is all superbly realised by Ford, who, in one simple shot of a lone soldier reading his Bible, confirms his greatness.

The Christmas Tree- (1996)
11:55 - 13:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Heart-warming festive drama, starring Andrew McCarthy as a gardener who strikes up an unlikely friendship with a nun while wrangling over the fate of an endangered fir tree, and learns the true meaning of Christmas. Trini Alvarado also stars in Sally Field's directorial debut.

Gorgo- (1961)
12:00 - 13:35 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
6.0/10 Stars

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1961. Sci-Fi. An undersea earthquake causes some sea-monsters to surface. Gorgo is captured and is taken to be displayed in London, but Gorgo's mother is looking for her baby. Starring Bill Travers.

Annie- (1982)
12:20 - 13:55 - Mon 27/11/17 - 5*
6.4/10 Stars

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John Huston was the wrong director for this long-winded version of the Broadway musical based on the popular American comic strip. He lacks the necessary light touch that might have made this the equal of the stage production, and he's not helped by the casting of heavyweight Albert Finney as bald Daddy Warbucks and grimacing Tim Curry as a villain. However, Carol Burnett is a zesty Miss Hannigan and Aileen Quinn is appealing as the moppet of the title, while real class is brought to the proceedings by Broadway divas Bernadette Peters and Ann Reinking. Dip in and enjoy the marvellous songs.

Crash Dive- (1943)
12:35 - 14:45 - Mon 27/11/17 - Film 4
5.3/10 Stars

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Post-Pearl Harbor, it seems there was nothing more important over at 20th Century-Fox than whether handsome Tyrone Power or rugged Dana Andrews would land up with pretty Anne Baxter. Since this was Ty's last movie before his own Second World War service, and since he's also top-billed, you've probably guessed the result. But stick with this submarine adventure (it's dull in patches) to witness Hollywood propaganda at its most blatant, as Technicolor (mainly model) submarines duck and dive in a welter of special effects. The effects won an Oscar (Fred Sersen for visuals, Roger Heman for sound).

Ride a Crooked Trail- (1958)
13:00 - 13:55 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
5.4/10 Stars

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A bank robber is mistaken for a lawman and agrees to become the sheriff of a crime-ridden town in the hope of making money from his position - but the plight of a local orphan and an encounter with a local woman make him change his plans. Western, starring Audie Murphy, Walter Matthau, Gia Scala, Henry Silva, Joanna Moore and Eddie Little.

A Miracle On Christmas Lake- (2016)
13:00 - 13:55 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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A grieving teenager mourning the loss of his best friend discovers a magical hockey rink on a lake where the friends used to play. (2016)

Robot Wars- (1993)
13:00 - 14:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Horror Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Crushing action-adventure with battling giant robots. After a toxic plague wipes out most of humanity, the survivors do battle in mega-machines for control of what remains. (1993)

Merry In-Laws- (2012)
13:00 - 15:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - True Entertainment
7.0/10 Stars

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A woman meets her fiance's parents for the first time just before Christmas, and is amazed to discover they are Santa Claus and his wife. While the experience restore her childhood love of Christmas, her cynical father is determined to stop her going through with the wedding. Comedy, with George Wendt, Shelley Long ad Kassia Warshawski.

Mr Peabody and the Mermaid- (1948)
14:00 - 15:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
9.9/10 Stars

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1948. Comedy. Arthur Peabody (William Powell) undergoes a mid-life crisis. Peabody goes on vacation with his wife Polly (Irene Hervey), but he is seduced by a beautiful mermaid played by Ann Blyth.

Ride a Crooked Trail- (1958)
14:00 - 14:55 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
5.4/10 Stars

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A bank robber is mistaken for a lawman and agrees to become the sheriff of a crime-ridden town in the hope of making money from his position - but the plight of a local orphan and an encounter with a local woman make him change his plans. Western, starring Audie Murphy, Walter Matthau, Gia Scala, Henry Silva, Joanna Moore and Eddie Little.

A Miracle On Christmas Lake- (2016)
14:00 - 15:20 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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A grieving teenager mourning the loss of his best friend discovers a magical hockey rink on a lake where the friends used to play. (2016)

Christmas Mail- (2010)
14:00 - 15:45 - Mon 27/11/17 - Channel 5
5.1/10 Stars

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A disillusioned postman is ordered by his boss to spy on a new employee, a woman whose job is to answer children's letters to Santa, but falls in love with her. When she learns the truth, she quits her job and disappears, leaving the heartbroken delivery man searching high and low for her. Festive romantic comedy, starring Ashley Scott and AJ Buckley.

Bitter Victory- (1957)
14:45 - 16:50 - Mon 27/11/17 - Film 4
5.3/10 Stars

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Two British officers are assigned to lead a raid on a German stronghold in Libya and steal secret documents. However, one of the pair suspects the other of having had an affair with his wife and the tension between them threatens the mission. Second World War drama, starring Richard Burton and Curt Jurgens, with Ruth Roman and Christopher Lee.

The Year without a Santa Claus- (2006)
15:00 - 17:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - True Entertainment
3.5/10 Stars

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Santa Claus becomes so frustrated with the commercialisation of the festive season that he decides to quit - so two elves and a reindeer embark on a quest to find a child who still believes in the spirit of Christmas to persuade him to change his mind. Fantasy, starring John Goodman, Delta Burke and Michael McKean.

Evita- (1996)
15:20 - 16:15 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
5.9/10 Stars

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In one of her better forays into movies, Madonna plays the poor rural girl who became mother figure to Argentina through marriage to President Juan Perón (Jonathan Pryce) in this musical biography based on the long-running stage success. Director Alan Parker eschews explanatory dialogue to link the music, resulting in a curiously airless and enigmatic piece that never involves us in the traumas of Evita or Argentina. Antonio Banderas, meanwhile, co-stars as the everyman revolutionary whose appearance and reappearance in Evita's life is never fully explained. It's probably better to have seen the original first; then you'll know why Evita sings Don't Cry for Me Argentina.

A Perfect Christmas- (2012)
15:45 - 17:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Channel 5
5.0/10 Stars

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An advertising executive walks past a display mannequin in a department store window every day. When she suffers a bad fall outside the shop, the dummy comes to life to help her. He turns out to be everything she has always wanted in a man - but she soon realises her dream does not bring her happiness. Festive fantasy, starring Claire Coffee and Ryan McPartlin. Includes Mini Movie Moment.

The Spaniard's Curse- (0)
16:00 - 17:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1958. Thriller. Director: Ralph Kemplen. Stars Tony Wright, Lee Patterson, Michael Hordern & Susan Beaumont. A man of Spanish heritage is convicted of murder and places a curse on the judge & jury.

Zodiac: Signs of the Apocalypse- (2014)
16:00 - 17:50 - Mon 27/11/17 - Horror Channel
3.5/10 Stars

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An archaeologist makes the discovery of a lifetime, only for an artefact from the dig to fall into the wrong hands. As natural disasters begin to sweep the globe, he realises the only way to avert the end of the world is to recover the object and return it to its rightful place. Sci-fi disaster movie, starring Christopher Lloyd and Joel Gretsch.

Evita- (1996)
16:20 - 18:10 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
5.9/10 Stars

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In one of her better forays into movies, Madonna plays the poor rural girl who became mother figure to Argentina through marriage to President Juan Perón (Jonathan Pryce) in this musical biography based on the long-running stage success. Director Alan Parker eschews explanatory dialogue to link the music, resulting in a curiously airless and enigmatic piece that never involves us in the traumas of Evita or Argentina. Antonio Banderas, meanwhile, co-stars as the everyman revolutionary whose appearance and reappearance in Evita's life is never fully explained. It's probably better to have seen the original first; then you'll know why Evita sings Don't Cry for Me Argentina.

Earth vs the Flying Saucers- (1956)
16:50 - 18:35 - Mon 27/11/17 - Film 4
0.0/10 Stars

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Aliens arrive on Earth with an ultimatum - surrender or face death - prompting humanity to pull out all the stops to find a way of defeating the extraterrestrial menace. Sci-fi drama, starring Hugh Marlowe, Joan Taylor, Donald Curtis and Morris Ankrum, with special effects by Ray Harryhausen.

Canopy- (2013)
17:10 - 18:05 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
4.0/10 Stars

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An Australian fighter pilot is shot down over Singapore in 1942 and crash-lands in a dense, unforgiving jungle. Waking up suspended in the treetops, he is forced to navigate through dangerous territory in search of sanctuary - facing danger from both the wartime enemy and the natural predators within. Tense action adventure, starring Khan Chittenden.

The Pale Faced Girl- (0)
17:30 - 18:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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Directed by Francis Searle. With Fidelma Murphy, Kevin McHugh, Tony Rohr, Patrick Duggan. It's Saturday night in Dublin, and Mick is attempting to chat up Cecilia.

Canopy- (2013)
18:10 - 18:50 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
4.0/10 Stars

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An Australian fighter pilot is shot down over Singapore in 1942 and crash-lands in a dense, unforgiving jungle. Waking up suspended in the treetops, he is forced to navigate through dangerous territory in search of sanctuary - facing danger from both the wartime enemy and the natural predators within. Tense action adventure, starring Khan Chittenden.

First Knight- (1995)
18:10 - 19:05 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
5.9/10 Stars

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Ghost director Jerry Zucker focuses on another doomed romance in this retelling of the spiciest of Arthurian myths. If Kevin Costner can play Robin Hood with an American accent, then what's to stop Richard Gere giving Lancelot a Philadelphia twang? Gere is suitably dashing as the most independent knight of the Round Table, while Julia Ormond is ravishing as the constantly imperilled Guinevere. Stealing every scene, however, is Sean Connery, who, as a legend in his own lifetime, has no difficulty conveying the regal bearing of the once and future king. It's very 1990s, yet curiously and unashamedly old-fashioned.

Interrupted Journey- (0)
18:30 - 20:10 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1949. Thriller. Director: Daniel Birt. Stars Valerie Hobson, Richard Todd, Christine Norden & Tom Walls. John's wife appears to have been shot after finding her body in the wreckage of a train crash.

Beautiful Creatures- (2013)
18:35 - 21:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Film 4
5.5/10 Stars

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A teenager falls in love with a new girl in his school, only to discover she is a witch. As dark secrets from her family's past emerge, they discover that on her 16th birthday, she will be required to choose a side in a conflict between good and evil. Fantasy, starring Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert, Jeremy Irons and Emma Thompson.

El Dorado - Temple of the Sun- (2010)
18:50 - 19:45 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
0.0/10 Stars

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Unorthodox archaeologist Jack Wilder goes in search of the mythical golden city of the Incas, but rival treasure hunters soon turn his journey into a fight for survival. (2010)

First Knight- (1995)
19:10 - 21:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
5.9/10 Stars

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Ghost director Jerry Zucker focuses on another doomed romance in this retelling of the spiciest of Arthurian myths. If Kevin Costner can play Robin Hood with an American accent, then what's to stop Richard Gere giving Lancelot a Philadelphia twang? Gere is suitably dashing as the most independent knight of the Round Table, while Julia Ormond is ravishing as the constantly imperilled Guinevere. Stealing every scene, however, is Sean Connery, who, as a legend in his own lifetime, has no difficulty conveying the regal bearing of the once and future king. It's very 1990s, yet curiously and unashamedly old-fashioned.

El Dorado - Temple of the Sun- (2010)
19:50 - 21:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
0.0/10 Stars

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Unorthodox archaeologist Jack Wilder goes in search of the mythical golden city of the Incas, but rival treasure hunters soon turn his journey into a fight for survival. (2010)

The Dukes of Hazzard- (2005)
20:00 - 21:00 - Mon 27/11/17 - 5*
5.2/10 Stars

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The iconic TV series was hardly great art, but at least it had a down-to-earth, easygoing charm that's absent in director Jay Chandrasekhar's lame-brained, big-screen retread. In between relentless car chases, smash-ups, explosions and smutty vulgarity, it's actually Burt Reynolds who carries what passes for the plot. He plays nefarious town commissioner Boss Hogg, who uses a celebrity auto race as a decoy for his plan to strip-mine Hazzard County and steal the farm where Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson) and good ole boys Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Bo (Seann William Scott) run their moonshine business. Meanwhile, in a thankless screen debut that does nobody any favours, Jessica Simpson pouts woodenly as their scantily clad cousin, Daisy. It may have high profile stars and a large budget, but this outdated hillbilly dud couldn't be more lowbrow and moronic.

Die Another Day- (2002)
21:00 - 22:05 - Mon 27/11/17 - ITV 4
5.8/10 Stars

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Director Lee Tamahori's fluid style and the relentless pace effortlessly propel this 20th James Bond adventure's intense action around the globe. From North Korea and London to Cuba and a dazzling Icelandic snow palace, the locations are inspired, even if the familiar "quash the evil megalomaniac and unmask the traitor" plotline is more preposterous than ever (invisible car, anyone?). Pierce Brosnan is on fine form (though he's let down by some poor CGI) as a betrayed and vengeful 007, combining the secret agent's usual charm and throwaway wit with true toughness and a streak of venom. Such character-broadening traits ensure that the format never feels stale, while the introduction of Halle Berry as a genuinely equal, if underdeveloped, female sidekick is a coup. There are only two "cons" to the movie and both involve Madonna - firstly, the singer's grating theme song and, secondly, her dire cameo as a fencing instructor.

Solace- (2015)
21:00 - 23:05 - Mon 27/11/17 - Film 4
6.2/10 Stars

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Anthony Hopkins stars as a troubled psychic who comes out of retirement to help track down a psychotic killer. Thriller with Colin Farrell and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (2015)(101 mins) Also in HD

Swelter- (2014)
21:00 - 23:05 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
4.5/10 Stars

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Ten years after going down for a Vegas heist, four gang members go looking for the former partner who got away. Strong language/violence/mature themes/flashing images. (2014)(96 mins) Also in HD

Arlington Road- (1998)
21:00 - 21:55 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
6.9/10 Stars

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A professor thinks there is something not quite right about his all-too-perfect new neighbours. Convinced they are members of a terrorist group, he puts his life on the line to prove it - but nobody else is willing to believe his suspicions are anything but the symptoms of paranoia. Thriller, starring Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack and Hope Davis.

Cherry Tree- (2015)
21:00 - 22:45 - Mon 27/11/17 - Horror Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Bewitching horror from the Director of 'Wake Wood'. Faith is devastated when she discovers that her father is dying, until she is offered the chance to save his life... for a high price. (2015)

The Dukes of Hazzard- (2005)
21:05 - 22:05 - Mon 27/11/17 - 5*
5.2/10 Stars

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The iconic TV series was hardly great art, but at least it had a down-to-earth, easygoing charm that's absent in director Jay Chandrasekhar's lame-brained, big-screen retread. In between relentless car chases, smash-ups, explosions and smutty vulgarity, it's actually Burt Reynolds who carries what passes for the plot. He plays nefarious town commissioner Boss Hogg, who uses a celebrity auto race as a decoy for his plan to strip-mine Hazzard County and steal the farm where Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson) and good ole boys Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Bo (Seann William Scott) run their moonshine business. Meanwhile, in a thankless screen debut that does nobody any favours, Jessica Simpson pouts woodenly as their scantily clad cousin, Daisy. It may have high profile stars and a large budget, but this outdated hillbilly dud couldn't be more lowbrow and moronic.

Deadfall- (2012)
22:00 - 00:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Talking Pictures
5.5/10 Stars

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A brother and sister split up after a robbery gone wrong - he embarks on a murder spree while she seeks a place to hide. She is offered help by an ex-convict, who takes her back to his parents' home on Thanksgiving - only for the holiday to take a deadly turn as her crazed sibling and the law turn up. Crime thriller, starring Eric Bana and Olivia Wilde.

Arlington Road- (1998)
22:00 - 23:35 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
6.9/10 Stars

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A professor thinks there is something not quite right about his all-too-perfect new neighbours. Convinced they are members of a terrorist group, he puts his life on the line to prove it - but nobody else is willing to believe his suspicions are anything but the symptoms of paranoia. Thriller, starring Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack and Hope Davis.

Step Brothers- (2008)
22:05 - 23:05 - Mon 27/11/17 - 5*
6.7/10 Stars

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Even at their most obnoxious, Will Ferrell and John C Reilly are strangely adorable together. Their on-screen chemistry was key to the success of Talladega Nights and they capitalise on that spark in this equally zany comedy, reteaming with director Adam McKay. Brennan (Ferrell) and Dale (Reilly) are a couple of 40-something losers who still live at home. All the gags rest on how these burly men act like spoilt children when their parents (Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins) get hitched. They draw battle lines in the room they're forced to share, staring each other down at bedtime and trading peculiar (and phenomenally vulgar) insults - it's these elaborate exchanges that get the biggest laughs. But things do get a little weird and creepy as the gross-out moments get ever grosser, and the film's one joke is rather overstretched. Thankfully, Adam Scott shakes things up as Ferrell's overachieving brother - a bit like Tom Cruise on a sugar buzz. Of course it's totally juvenile, but that is, after all, the point.

Die Another Day- (2002)
22:10 - 23:45 - Mon 27/11/17 - ITV 4
5.8/10 Stars

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Director Lee Tamahori's fluid style and the relentless pace effortlessly propel this 20th James Bond adventure's intense action around the globe. From North Korea and London to Cuba and a dazzling Icelandic snow palace, the locations are inspired, even if the familiar "quash the evil megalomaniac and unmask the traitor" plotline is more preposterous than ever (invisible car, anyone?). Pierce Brosnan is on fine form (though he's let down by some poor CGI) as a betrayed and vengeful 007, combining the secret agent's usual charm and throwaway wit with true toughness and a streak of venom. Such character-broadening traits ensure that the format never feels stale, while the introduction of Halle Berry as a genuinely equal, if underdeveloped, female sidekick is a coup. There are only two "cons" to the movie and both involve Madonna - firstly, the singer's grating theme song and, secondly, her dire cameo as a fencing instructor.

Love And Murder- (2000)
22:30 - 00:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - True Entertainment
0.0/10 Stars

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While keeping her family together in the wake of her husband's murder, Joanne gets drawn into another murder investigation when a friend, artist Sally, comes back to town for an exhibition. (2000)

Pernicious- (2014)
22:45 - 00:40 - Mon 27/11/17 - Horror Channel
4.3/10 Stars

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Three girls spend the summer in Thailand, hoping for the adventure of a lifetime, when they unleash the spirit of a murdered child who wants revenge. Horror, starring Ciara Hanna, Emily O'Brien and Jackie Moore.

American Reunion- (2012)
23:05 - 01:15 - Mon 27/11/17 - Film 4
6.0/10 Stars

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Jim Levenstein and his old friends return to their home town for a high-school reunion. Struck by how much their lives have changed, they set out to relive the sexual misadventures of their adolescence, but only end up making bigger fools of themselves than they did as teenagers. Comedy sequel to the American Pie movies, starring Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan.

Metal Tornado- (2011)
23:05 - 00:55 - Mon 27/11/17 - Movies4Men
4.6/10 Stars

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An experiment to develop a new renewable energy source from solar radiation instead creates devastating magnetic tornados that grow ever more destructive as they suck in anything made of metal. The scientists behind the project must find a way to disperse the magnetic energy before more lives are lost. Disaster movie, starring Lou Diamond Phillips and Nicole de Boer.

Step Brothers- (2008)
23:10 - 00:05 - Mon 27/11/17 - 5*
6.7/10 Stars

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Even at their most obnoxious, Will Ferrell and John C Reilly are strangely adorable together. Their on-screen chemistry was key to the success of Talladega Nights and they capitalise on that spark in this equally zany comedy, reteaming with director Adam McKay. Brennan (Ferrell) and Dale (Reilly) are a couple of 40-something losers who still live at home. All the gags rest on how these burly men act like spoilt children when their parents (Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins) get hitched. They draw battle lines in the room they're forced to share, staring each other down at bedtime and trading peculiar (and phenomenally vulgar) insults - it's these elaborate exchanges that get the biggest laughs. But things do get a little weird and creepy as the gross-out moments get ever grosser, and the film's one joke is rather overstretched. Thankfully, Adam Scott shakes things up as Ferrell's overachieving brother - a bit like Tom Cruise on a sugar buzz. Of course it's totally juvenile, but that is, after all, the point.

The Bone Collector- (1999)
23:35 - 00:30 - Mon 27/11/17 - Sony Movie Channel
6.5/10 Stars

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A quadriplegic ex-cop is saved from the brink of suicide by a rookie female officer needing his expertise to form a psychological profile of a serial killer. The murderer is posing as a cab driver and terrorising Manhattan, and has a gruesome habit of taking trophies from his victims' bodies. Thriller, starring Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, Michael Rooker, Mike McGlone, Luis Guzman and Queen Latifah.

The Road- (2009)
23:45 - 00:45 - Mon 27/11/17 - ITV 4
6.8/10 Stars

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The world is devastated by a cataclysm that wipes out all the plants and animals and leaves the few remaining humans desperately struggling to survive. A man and his son make an arduous journey across a desolate America inhabited by cannibals, in search of sanctuary further south. Drama based on Cormac McCarthy's novel, starring Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Charlize Theron, Robert Duvall and Guy Pearce.