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Born to Be Bad- (1950)
06:00 - 07:50 - Movies4Men
4.9/10 Stars

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A manipulative woman with an outwardly innocent appearance plots to split up her cousin's engagement, and seduce her wealthy fiance for herself. After marrying the rich man, she remains in love with an impoverished novelist - who is the only person able to see through her facade. Drama, starring Joan Fontaine and Robert Ryan.


Meteor Storm- (2010)
07:50 - 09:30 - Movies4Men
1.0/10 Stars

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A rare celestial occurrence becomes a city's worst nightmare when a rogue comet orbits close to Earth, leaving San Francisco a shooting gallery for a host of destructive meteors. Sci-fi thriller, starring Michael Trucco, Kari Matchett, Kirsten Prout, Brett Dier, Eric Johnson and Kevin McNulty.


Tinker- (0)
09:00 - 10:15 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1949. Documentary. Günther Krampf tells the story of young mining trainees. Tinker (Derek Smith), a Gipsy's son runs away and joins the mining school.


Deadly Sibling Rivalry- (2011)
09:00 - 09:55 - Sony Movie Channel
5.1/10 Stars

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Identical twins Janna and Callie have always been fiercely competitive and resentful of one another. When they are involved in a car accident, Callie suffocates the incapacitated Janna, leaving her in a coma, and assumes her identity. However, her deception is threatened by Janna's suspicious daughter. Thriller, starring Charisma Carpenter and Kyle Richards. Includes Mini Movie Moment.


NYC: Tornado Terror- (2008)
09:30 - 11:20 - Movies4Men
3.5/10 Stars

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The Big Apple comes under threat yet again in this cliché-riddled disaster movie from schlockmeister Tibor Takacs. This time it's mini tornados causing made-for-TV chaos, leaving deputy mayor Sebastian Spence and his meteorologist wife Nicole de Boer racing to save the day. Realism is the first casualty of this global-warming fallout, as sudden gusts of abysmal computer effects compete for unintended laughs alongside beyond-stupid dialogue. Unnatural performances exacerbate this air of implausibility, with de Boer in particular struggling to emote in even the most supposedly dramatic situations. The ineffectual end result makes the cataclysmic destruction feel tedious rather than terrifying, before limping to a damp squib finale.


Deadly Sibling Rivalry- (2011)
10:00 - 10:50 - Sony Movie Channel
5.1/10 Stars

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Identical twins Janna and Callie have always been fiercely competitive and resentful of one another. When they are involved in a car accident, Callie suffocates the incapacitated Janna, leaving her in a coma, and assumes her identity. However, her deception is threatened by Janna's suspicious daughter. Thriller, starring Charisma Carpenter and Kyle Richards. Includes Mini Movie Moment.


New Towns for Old- (0)
10:15 - 10:25 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1942. Factual. This wartime public information film combines impressive shots of industrial poverty with inspiring words scripted by Dylan Thomas, proffering new housing and better lives after the war


While I Live- (1947)
10:25 - 12:00 - Talking Pictures
7.0/10 Stars

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1947. Drama. (aka The Dream of Olwen) 25 years later, a spinster still obsesses over the death of her sister, who was a composer.


Magic in the Water- (1995)
11:00 - 13:05 - Film 4
5.0/10 Stars

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Two children investigate the legend of a mythical creature rumoured to live in the lake by their holiday home. They are astonished when they discover the monster and find it is actually quite friendly - and is eager to help the children thwart a company dumping toxic waste in the water. Family adventure, starring Mark Harmon, Joshua Jackson and Harley Jane Kozak.


Special Delivery- (2008)
11:00 - 11:55 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Courier Maxine Carter must deliver 14-year-old Alice, the spoiled daughter of one of China's richest businessmen, to her new home. But danger lurks around every corner. (2008)


Hydra- (2009)
11:00 - 12:50 - Horror Channel
2.9/10 Stars

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A former Marine and three ex-convicts are kidnapped and used as prey for wealthy hunters on an island inhabited by a deadly hydra. Horror, starring Texas Battle, Dwayne Adway, Frank Alvarez and Ed Blinn.


Super Eruption- (2011)
11:20 - 12:15 - Movies4Men
3.0/10 Stars

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A devastating volcanic eruption occurs in the centre of Yellowstone Park. A firefighter and a vulcanologist pool their specialist skills to save as many lives from the catastrophe as possible. Disaster movie, starring Juliet Aubrey, Richard Burgi and MyAnna Buring.


Special Delivery- (2008)
12:00 - 13:10 - Sony Movie Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Courier Maxine Carter must deliver 14-year-old Alice, the spoiled daughter of one of China's richest businessmen, to her new home. But danger lurks around every corner. (2008)


Stranger In Town- (1957)
12:05 - 13:35 - Talking Pictures
5.0/10 Stars

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1957. Drama. Directed George Pollock. Starring Alex Nicol, Anne Paige & Mary Laura Wood. In a sleepy village, a composer is shot dead and a woman is found gassed. Who killed them and why?

Super Eruption- (2011)
12:20 - 13:10 - Movies4Men
3.0/10 Stars

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A devastating volcanic eruption occurs in the centre of Yellowstone Park. A firefighter and a vulcanologist pool their specialist skills to save as many lives from the catastrophe as possible. Disaster movie, starring Juliet Aubrey, Richard Burgi and MyAnna Buring.

The Lost Continent- (1968)
13:00 - 14:50 - Horror Channel
6.6/10 Stars

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Passengers travelling on a delapidated steamer find themselves marooned on a misty sea, surrounded by killer seaweed, murderous crustaceans and Spanish pirates. Fantasy Hammer horror, starring Eric Porter, Hildegarde Knef and Suzanne Leigh.

Bringing Ashley Home- (2011)
13:00 - 15:00 - True Entertainment
6.0/10 Stars

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When her wild younger sister Ashley, who suffers from bipolar disorder and drug addiction, goes missing, Libba Phillips pours all her time and energy into finding her. Stars Jennifer Morrison. (2011)

Dragonball Evolution- (2009)
13:05 - 14:45 - Film 4
3.1/10 Stars

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It's hard to see why Akira Toriyama's manga franchise ever became such a multi-media phenomenon from director James Wong's bland, simplistic and condensed-to-basics live-action version. A band of young warriors led by geeky teen Goku (Justin Chatwin, in an epic piece of miscasting) try to bring together seven powerful dragonballs to stop evil Lord Piccolo (James Marsters) destroying earth. From The Karate Kid and Star Wars to Superman via Bruce Lee, there's nothing here that hasn't been seen countless times before. Trying to re-create the anime cartoon look with real actors just doesn't work: the resulting bad wigs, unconvincing make-up, cheesy dialogue ("The first rule is there are no rules") and cheap special effects all underline the film's two-dimensional origins. Young boys might buy the colourful action, the faux-Jedi mysticism and Chow Yun-Fat's inane wackiness as Goku's guru, but for anyone else it's a waste of time.

Stonados- (2013)
13:10 - 14:05 - Movies4Men
4.1/10 Stars

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Boston faces complete destruction when a freak tornado off the coast bombards the city with huge boulders. A storm chaser tries to save the day by putting into practice an untested theory about weather manipulation, but he also has to rescue his children, who are stranded in the maelstrom. Disaster movie, starring Paul Johansson and Miranda Frigon.

The Legend of Zorro- (2005)
13:10 - 14:05 - Sony Movie Channel
5.9/10 Stars

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The masked hero investigates a mysterious explosion linked to a French count, who is plotting to stop California from joining the United States. He discovers that his wife Elena, who walked out on their marriage when he refused to hang up his sword, is somehow involved. Swashbuckling adventure sequel, starring Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rufus Sewell, Alberto Reyes and Adrian Alonso.

Twisted Sisters- (2016)
13:10 - 14:10 - Five USA
4.0/10 Stars

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College thriller starring Sierra McCormick and Katie Sarife. In the wake of a tragedy, Sarah retreats to a college sorority, but becomes caught up in a devious power game. (2016)

Blackout- (2007)
14:00 - 15:25 - Talking Pictures
5.0/10 Stars

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Three strangers, each dealing with a crisis in their personal life, become trapped in a malfunctioning elevator. As the lift remains stuck for hours on end, they begin to realise their situation is worse than expected as they each grow to suspect one of them is a serial killer. Horror, starring Amber Tamblyn, Aidan Gillen and Armie Hammer.

Stonados- (2013)
14:10 - 15:00 - Movies4Men
4.1/10 Stars

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Boston faces complete destruction when a freak tornado off the coast bombards the city with huge boulders. A storm chaser tries to save the day by putting into practice an untested theory about weather manipulation, but he also has to rescue his children, who are stranded in the maelstrom. Disaster movie, starring Paul Johansson and Miranda Frigon.

The Legend of Zorro- (2005)
14:10 - 15:50 - Sony Movie Channel
5.9/10 Stars

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The masked hero investigates a mysterious explosion linked to a French count, who is plotting to stop California from joining the United States. He discovers that his wife Elena, who walked out on their marriage when he refused to hang up his sword, is somehow involved. Swashbuckling adventure sequel, starring Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rufus Sewell, Alberto Reyes and Adrian Alonso.

Twisted Sisters- (2016)
14:15 - 15:00 - Five USA
4.0/10 Stars

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College thriller starring Sierra McCormick and Katie Sarife. In the wake of a tragedy, Sarah retreats to a college sorority, but becomes caught up in a devious power game. (2016)

Grand Prix- (1966)
14:30 - 17:15 - BBC 2
5.7/10 Stars

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An American Formula One driver's career seems to be over when he is blamed for an accident that has left his British rival severely injured. He joins a Japanese team and begins planning his comeback, while also having an affair with the wife of the man he injured. Drama, starring James Garner, Eva Marie Saint, Yves Montand and Toshiro Mifune.

Dr Dolittle 3- (2006)
14:45 - 16:35 - Film 4
5.0/10 Stars

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The talented vet's daughter with the same uncanny ability to talk to animals is staying at a ranch. When she learns financial problems will force the place to close, she comes up with an ingenious idea to solve the crisis by training the livestock for a rodeo and winning $50,000. Comedy sequel, starring Kyla Pratt, Kristen Wilson and John Amos.

Love With A Perfect Stranger- (1986)
15:00 - 17:00 - True Entertainment
0.0/10 Stars

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A beautiful wealthy American businesswoman meets an eccentric Irishman on an Italian train, who sets out to woo her. What ensues is something neither imagined happening. (1986)

Jesse Stone: Sea Change- (2007)
15:15 - 17:00 - Channel 5
5.9/10 Stars

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New England police chief Jesse Stone reopens the unsolved case of a bank teller who was was shot dead in broad daylight. Although the crime was committed more than 12 years earlier, Stone believes a crucial piece of evidence that was overlooked the first time round could prove crucial to solving the mystery. Detective thriller, starring Tom Selleck, Kathy Baker and Kohl Sudduth.

Left, Right and Centre- (0)
16:00 - 17:50 - Talking Pictures
4.7/10 Stars

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1959. Comedy. Director: Sidney Gilliat. Stars: Ian Carmichael, Alastair Sim & Patricia Bredin. The Tory candidate at the Earndale by-election inadvertently starts a friendship with his election rival.

Tea with Mussolini- (1998)
16:00 - 16:55 - Sony Movie Channel
5.5/10 Stars

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Franco Zeffirelli here turns the camera onto his own life as a young boy growing up in Mussolini's Italy of the 1930s. Following his mother's death, the young Luca is rescued from the prospect of life in an orphanage by an eccentric group of expatriate women dubbed "Scorpioni". We assume Luca is Zeffirelli himself, not that he's the central character of the film - he's more the eyes through which we see these corseted and costumed women, who are like refugees from a Merchant Ivory drama. Judi Dench, Joan Plowright, Maggie Smith, Lily Tomlin and Cher give boisterously strong performances as the gaggle who gather over tea to gossip, and who act as unofficial minders and teachers to Luca. As it continues, the movie becomes a more conventional wartime story, ultimately making the drama a series of anecdotes rather than a rich character piece.

The Philadelphia Experiment 2- (1993)
16:00 - 18:00 - Horror Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Action, adventure and sci-fi combine in perfect harmony in this movie! A failed experiment propels a man into an alternate 1993 - a 1993 where the Nazis have won World War II... (1993)

Shrek- (2001)
16:35 - 18:20 - Film 4
7.2/10 Stars

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This animated fantasy comedy from DreamWorks is an irreverent, occasionally scatological fairy tale with state-of-the-art computer-generated images that almost steal a march on Toy Story. Shrek is an ugly, antisocial green ogre (voiced in a variable Scottish accent by Mike Myers), who must rescue a human princess (Cameron Diaz) in order to appease evil Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow) and rid his swamp of an infestation of traditional fairy-tale characters: three little pigs, a Pinocchio-style character and so on (the disrespectful treatment that they receive suggests a sly dig at Disney orthodoxy). The animators achieve a startling level of reality, but it's the characters that carry what is an incredibly slight beauty-and-the-beast story. The only problem, and it's very minor, is the degree to which Eddie Murphy's Donkey - a partly-improvised vocal turn to match Robin Williams's in Aladdin - steals the film. Children will love it, while adults can enjoy the action-movie homages and Disney-mocking.

Tea with Mussolini- (1998)
17:00 - 18:35 - Sony Movie Channel
5.5/10 Stars

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Franco Zeffirelli here turns the camera onto his own life as a young boy growing up in Mussolini's Italy of the 1930s. Following his mother's death, the young Luca is rescued from the prospect of life in an orphanage by an eccentric group of expatriate women dubbed "Scorpioni". We assume Luca is Zeffirelli himself, not that he's the central character of the film - he's more the eyes through which we see these corseted and costumed women, who are like refugees from a Merchant Ivory drama. Judi Dench, Joan Plowright, Maggie Smith, Lily Tomlin and Cher give boisterously strong performances as the gaggle who gather over tea to gossip, and who act as unofficial minders and teachers to Luca. As it continues, the movie becomes a more conventional wartime story, ultimately making the drama a series of anecdotes rather than a rich character piece.

Battle of the Coral Sea- (1959)
17:30 - 18:25 - Movies4Men
4.5/10 Stars

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A submarine commander and his crew are captured by the Japanese while on a reconaissance mission. He plans to escape so he can return the intelligence he has gathered to the US fleet, but when an interpreter offers to help him, he is not sure she can be trusted. Second World War drama, starring Cliff Robertson and Gia Scala.

Robin Hood- (2010)
18:20 - 21:00 - Film 4
6.1/10 Stars

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Ridley Scott's retelling of the Robin Hood legend is located in time by an illuminated manuscript introduction and then quickly plunges into the heat of battle, as Richard the Lionheart (Danny Huston) carves his route back from Jerusalem through France. These opening scenes are swiftly and noisily dispatched, with individuals, even deadly archer Robin Longstride (Russell Crowe, reuniting with his Gladiator director), taking a while to emerge. Clarity is achieved once Longstride assumes the guise of Robin of Loxley in order to return to a starved and oppressed England. Scott presents a politically complex vision of the tale, with Mark Strong's royal adviser deliberately whipping up hatred in the North to smooth France's way as conquerors - this is when the film really comes alive. Crowe's romance with an occasionally northern Cate Blanchett as Marion is well handled but still a distraction, while the scenes of mead-quaffing and folk dancing serve little purpose. Scott's film has tremendous strengths - fine battle scenes, a strongly realised interpretation of events and a commanding lead performance - but the weak spots diminish the overall effect, leaving it a valiant try rather than an unqualified success.

Albert R.N.- (1953)
18:30 - 20:15 - Talking Pictures
6.3/10 Stars

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1953. Directed by Lewis Gilbert. Starring Jack Warner, Robert Beatty and Anthony Steel. With the help of a life-like dummy, Allied forces are escaping a POW camp. Based on a true story.

Battle of the Coral Sea- (1959)
18:30 - 19:15 - Movies4Men
4.5/10 Stars

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A submarine commander and his crew are captured by the Japanese while on a reconaissance mission. He plans to escape so he can return the intelligence he has gathered to the US fleet, but when an interpreter offers to help him, he is not sure she can be trusted. Second World War drama, starring Cliff Robertson and Gia Scala.

The American President- (1995)
18:35 - 19:30 - Sony Movie Channel
6.6/10 Stars

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The US president embarks on a relationship with an environmental activist - but his delighted opponents jump at the chance to drag the pair through the gutter press, putting their romance and his career in jeopardy. Rob Reiner's political comedy, starring Michael Douglas, Annette Bening, Martin Sheen, Richard Dreyfuss and Michael J Fox. Written by Aaron Sorkin, who would later return to the White House as creator of The West Wing.

The Wedding Date- (2004)
19:15 - 20:15 - 5*
6.2/10 Stars

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Tying the knot proves a messy business in this romantic comedy, but it's British director Clare Kilner who winds up in a tangle. Will & Grace star Debra Messing is left to coast on charm alone as lonely New York-based singleton Kat, who employs professional escort Nick (Dermot Mulroney) to hang off her arm at her half-sister's posh English wedding. Matters are complicated by the fact that her former fiancé (Jeremy Sheffield) is the best man. Mulroney is suitably suave as the hunk-for-hire, but both leads struggle with the thin, unsurprising script. Movies such as this, in which everyone is well groomed and impecabbly dressed, are not meant to resemble anything like real life, but Kilner's refusal to address the matter of Nick's unsavoury occupation still niggles. Sarah Parish delivers a few good punchlines as Kat's bawdy, blunt cousin, but otherwise this staggers clumsily to the altar like the best man after a stag night.

Miami Magma- (2011)
19:15 - 20:10 - Movies4Men
3.3/10 Stars

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A vulcanologist discovers an illegal oil-drilling operation has tapped into a dormant volcano and tries to get the rig shut down before it causes a devastating eruption - but the company responsible is determined to cover up the danger. Disaster movie, starring Rachel Hunter, Brad Dourif and Melissa Ordway.

The American President- (1995)
19:35 - 21:00 - Sony Movie Channel
6.6/10 Stars

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The US president embarks on a relationship with an environmental activist - but his delighted opponents jump at the chance to drag the pair through the gutter press, putting their romance and his career in jeopardy. Rob Reiner's political comedy, starring Michael Douglas, Annette Bening, Martin Sheen, Richard Dreyfuss and Michael J Fox. Written by Aaron Sorkin, who would later return to the White House as creator of The West Wing.

Serena- (1962)
20:15 - 21:30 - Talking Pictures
6.2/10 Stars

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A detective investigating the murder of an artist's wife becomes convinced one of his models shot her, then adopted her identity to avoid suspicion. This fast-paced mystery is something of a gem, thanks to skilful direction by Peter Maxwell and excellent performances from Patrick Holt, Honor Blackman and Emrys Jones.

Miami Magma- (2011)
20:15 - 21:00 - Movies4Men
3.3/10 Stars

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A vulcanologist discovers an illegal oil-drilling operation has tapped into a dormant volcano and tries to get the rig shut down before it causes a devastating eruption - but the company responsible is determined to cover up the danger. Disaster movie, starring Rachel Hunter, Brad Dourif and Melissa Ordway.

The Wedding Date- (2004)
20:20 - 21:00 - 5*
6.2/10 Stars

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Tying the knot proves a messy business in this romantic comedy, but it's British director Clare Kilner who winds up in a tangle. Will & Grace star Debra Messing is left to coast on charm alone as lonely New York-based singleton Kat, who employs professional escort Nick (Dermot Mulroney) to hang off her arm at her half-sister's posh English wedding. Matters are complicated by the fact that her former fiancé (Jeremy Sheffield) is the best man. Mulroney is suitably suave as the hunk-for-hire, but both leads struggle with the thin, unsurprising script. Movies such as this, in which everyone is well groomed and impecabbly dressed, are not meant to resemble anything like real life, but Kilner's refusal to address the matter of Nick's unsavoury occupation still niggles. Sarah Parish delivers a few good punchlines as Kat's bawdy, blunt cousin, but otherwise this staggers clumsily to the altar like the best man after a stag night.

The Fifth Element- (1997)
21:00 - 22:00 - 5*
7.1/10 Stars

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Ancient evil returns to destroy the galaxy in this ultra-hip, socially conscious and clever science-fiction action adventure from director Luc Besson. Bruce Willis's laconic former government agent is forced to save the universe when the secret key to stopping this happening literally falls into his cab in 23rd-century New York. This superb flight of imagination soars into original terrain for an inventive rollercoaster ride and is a stunning achievement that delivers on all levels. The satire is slick, the visuals unusual and the thrills futuristic, and if the Big Apple special effects don't amaze, the camp trip to the resort planet of Fhloston Paradise certainly will. Gary Oldman's villainous Zorg is haute-couture corruption personified.

The Wolverine- (2013)
21:00 - 23:30 - Film 4
6.4/10 Stars

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The former member of the X-Men is lured out of hiding and travels to Japan, where a dying businessman offers him the chance to give up his immortality for a normal life. He ends up robbed of his superhuman powers by a mysterious scientist and is forced to protect the tycoon's granddaughter from a secret conspiracy's assassins. Superhero adventure spin-off, starring Hugh Jackman and Tao Okamoto.

The Taking of Pelham 123- (2009)
21:00 - 23:15 - Movies4Men
6.2/10 Stars

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The pointless transformation of the title of this remake of the 1974 New York subway hijacking classic (figures instead of the words One Two Three) is the first clue to the fact that it has little original to add. A slightly ragged Denzel Washington fails to capture the weary sang-froid of the late, great Walter Matthau in the role of the subway train controller tensely negotiating with a crazed hijacker, here played by John Travolta in full scenery-chewing mode. Director Tony Scott adds his trademark visual pyrotechnics but little else. Worse, Brian Helgeland's screenplay strips the irony and mordant wit of the original - in which the hostages were, if anything, even more unlikeable than the hostage-takers. A hijacking movie that's been hijacked, then.

As Good as It Gets- (1997)
21:00 - 21:55 - Sony Movie Channel
7.0/10 Stars

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A bigoted misanthropic writer treats everyone he meets with contempt. However, when forced to look after a gay neighbour's dog, he develops an empathy for another creature for the first time in years. Sensing a need for human company, he pursues an unlikely romance with a waitress, who is the only person willing to put up with his rudeness. Romantic comedy drama, with Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Cuba Gooding Jr and Greg Kinnear.

Xmoor- (2014)
21:00 - 22:40 - Horror Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Wilderness survival scares. When a local paper offers a big reward for film of the fabled Beast of Exmoor, two young documentary makers go on the hunt for a monster. (2014)

The Expendables- (2010)
21:00 - 23:00 - ITV 2
5.9/10 Stars

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A mercenary leads his elite team on a mission to assassinate a South American dictator, only to find their target is merely a pawn and the real power in the country is a rogue CIA agent. Feeling they have been double-crossed, they abandon the operation - but are compelled to return and save a captured rebel. Action thriller, directed by and starring Sylvester Stallone. With Jason Statham and Jet Li.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who S****ed Me- (1999)
21:00 - 23:00 - Dave
0.0/10 Stars

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(1999) Mike Myers' velvet-suited swinger returns in this groovy sequel. The self-styled Casanova teams up with a CIA agent after Dr Evil steals his libido.

The Host- (2013)
21:00 - 23:25 - E4
6.0/10 Stars

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Earth is invaded by parasitic aliens which possess humans, but one of the creatures discovers the mind of her teenage host is still alive and has become part of her. The human part of their personality persuades her to turn her back on her race and seek out free humans, leading her to a resistance group fighting to free mankind. Sci-fi adventure, starring Saoirse Ronan and Max Irons.

Silver Dream Racer- (0)
22:00 - 00:10 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1980. Drama. Director: David Wickes. Stars David Essex, Beau Bridges, Harry H Corbett & Diane Keen. A motorcycle enthusiast inherits the prototype for an incredibly fast bike, designed by his brother.

As Good as It Gets- (1997)
22:00 - 23:55 - Sony Movie Channel
7.0/10 Stars

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A bigoted misanthropic writer treats everyone he meets with contempt. However, when forced to look after a gay neighbour's dog, he develops an empathy for another creature for the first time in years. Sensing a need for human company, he pursues an unlikely romance with a waitress, who is the only person willing to put up with his rudeness. Romantic comedy drama, with Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Cuba Gooding Jr and Greg Kinnear.

Let's Be Cops- (2014)
22:00 - 00:05 - 4Seven
6.4/10 Stars

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Two friends go to a fancy-dress party as police officers, and are amazed by how people on the street react to their uniforms. They decide to pose as cops in the hope of enjoying the perks of the job, but soon end up in over their heads with gangsters and corrupt members of the real force. Comedy, starring Jake Johnson and Damon Wayans Jr.

The Fifth Element- (1997)
22:05 - 23:35 - 5*
7.1/10 Stars

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Ancient evil returns to destroy the galaxy in this ultra-hip, socially conscious and clever science-fiction action adventure from director Luc Besson. Bruce Willis's laconic former government agent is forced to save the universe when the secret key to stopping this happening literally falls into his cab in 23rd-century New York. This superb flight of imagination soars into original terrain for an inventive rollercoaster ride and is a stunning achievement that delivers on all levels. The satire is slick, the visuals unusual and the thrills futuristic, and if the Big Apple special effects don't amaze, the camp trip to the resort planet of Fhloston Paradise certainly will. Gary Oldman's villainous Zorg is haute-couture corruption personified.

Stung- (2015)
22:40 - 00:25 - Horror Channel
0.0/10 Stars

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Quirky comedy starring Lance Henriksen (Aliens, Alien Rising). The guests at a garden party become the targets of a colony of wasps that mutate into seven-foot killer swarmers. (2015)

Rambo: First Blood Part II- (1985)
23:00 - 00:00 - ITV 4
6.2/10 Stars

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Tough Vietnam veteran Rambo returns in this action-packed sequel. He is sent to search for prisoners of war still in Vietnamese captivity. (1985)

Perry Mason: Maligned Mobster- (1991)
23:00 - 01:00 - True Entertainment
0.0/10 Stars

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A notorious gangster is accused of murdering his wife. As a seasoned criminal it's hard to believe him but Perry does, and sets out to find the real killer. (1991)

The Client- (1994)
23:05 - 01:05 - BBC 1
6.2/10 Stars

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A Mafia lawyer tells a boy where a politician's body is buried shortly before committing suicide, prompting a team of district attorneys to press the young witness for information. However, the streetwise kid refuses to give evidence unless his own and his family's safety is guaranteed, and hires his own lawyer to ensure his demands are met. Courtroom thriller based on the novel by John Grisham, with Susan Sarandon, Tommy Lee Jones and Brad Renfro.

In Our Name- (2010)
23:05 - 00:30 - BBC 2
6.0/10 Stars

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The experience of soldiers returning to civilian life is not a new subject for the movies. But the fact that the protagonist of director Brian Welsh's feature debut is a Middlesbrough mum returning from a tour of Iraq makes his low-key, well-acted drama an intriguing one. Joanne Froggatt, who's better known as a talented TV actress (Coronation Street, Downton Abbey), proves herself a formidable big-screen presence as Suzy, the married mother struggling to readjust to life back on a council estate with her husband (Mel Raido) and daughter (Chloe-Jayne Wilkinson). As an incident in Iraq continues to haunt Suzy, her relationship with her loved ones soon becomes strained and a dangerous paranoia begins to take hold. Raido is also impressive as the squaddie husband who has his own dark side to contend with. It may be drama on a kitchen-sink scale but Welsh shows that the domestic war zone can sometimes be as frightening, tense and violent as the real one.

Beneath Loch Ness- (2001)
23:15 - 01:10 - Movies4Men
1.0/10 Stars

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Has time finally run out for the legendary Loch Ness Monster? Stars Patrick Bergin. (2001)

Hellboy- (2004)
23:30 - 01:50 - Film 4
6.4/10 Stars

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Blade II director Guillermo del Toro tackles another comic-book adaptation with this faithful take on Mike Mignola's unlikely superhero Hellboy. A visually appealing marriage of action, horror and romance, it's both intelligent and fun. In a wry and often poignant performance, Ron Perlman brings unusual depth to the titular character, a cigar-chomping demon intended by the Nazis for acts of evil, but instead raised by the Allies to be an agent of good. From his arch-enemy Rasputin (Karel Roden) to his pyrokinetic love interest (Selma Blair), every aspect of Hellboy's world is exotic and exciting. Though the film loses momentum towards the end, it's still a strong example of its genre.

Thats My Boy- (2012)
23:35 - 00:35 - 5*
0.0/10 Stars

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Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg. A fortysomething loser deep in debt tries to worm his way back into the life of his estranged son. (2012)

Thelma & Louise- (1991)
23:55 - 00:50 - Sony Movie Channel
7.1/10 Stars

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In creating the characters Thelma and Louise for this hugely entertaining and controversial road movie, Oscar-winning scriptwriter Callie Khouri put women in the driving seat for the first time. Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon star as the two friends whose weekend spree to escape the boredom of their small-town routines is curtailed when Louise (Sarandon) kills a man who's trying to rape Thelma (Davis). They flee, and thus begins their voyage of self-discovery. Ridley Scott's film sparked a row at the time over whether the sight of gals with guns was a symbol of liberated equality or depressing defeminisation. Whatever your viewpoint, films have a duty to provoke as well as entertain, and it's impossible to watch the plight of Thelma and Louise without feeling indignation.

Rambo: First Blood Part II- (1985)
00:05 - 01:05 - ITV 4
6.2/10 Stars

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Tough Vietnam veteran Rambo returns in this action-packed sequel. He is sent to search for prisoners of war still in Vietnamese captivity. (1985)

Strongroom- (1962)
00:10 - 01:45 - Talking Pictures
4.3/10 Stars

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1962. Crime. Two car breakers plan a bank robbery. When their hostages get locked in the bank's strongroom, they face becoming potential murderers. Starring Derren Nesbitt, Colin Gordon & Ann Lynn.

The Purge: Anarchy- (2014)
00:10 - 02:00 - Channel 4
6.6/10 Stars

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A woman, her daughter and a couple are lost on the streets during a dangerous annual night when all laws are suspended. A gun-toting loner comes to their aid and fights to protect them, while also plotting to take advantage of the situation to pursue a murderous mission of his own. Horror sequel, starring Frank Grillo and Carmen Ejogo.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns- (2010)
00:25 - 02:15 - Horror Channel
3.7/10 Stars

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A nun is drugged, abused and brainwashed by her corrupt superiors in the church, but survives and receives a vision of God, who tells her to seek revenge on her enemies. Acquiring an arsenal of weapons, she hunts down and murders those who tortured her, prompting the clergy to hire a dangerous biker gang to kill her. Action thriller, starring Asun Ortega and David Castro.

Thats My Boy- (2012)
00:40 - 01:50 - 5*
0.0/10 Stars

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Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg. A fortysomething loser deep in debt tries to worm his way back into the life of his estranged son. (2012)

Thelma & Louise- (1991)
00:55 - 02:30 - Sony Movie Channel
7.1/10 Stars

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In creating the characters Thelma and Louise for this hugely entertaining and controversial road movie, Oscar-winning scriptwriter Callie Khouri put women in the driving seat for the first time. Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon star as the two friends whose weekend spree to escape the boredom of their small-town routines is curtailed when Louise (Sarandon) kills a man who's trying to rape Thelma (Davis). They flee, and thus begins their voyage of self-discovery. Ridley Scott's film sparked a row at the time over whether the sight of gals with guns was a symbol of liberated equality or depressing defeminisation. Whatever your viewpoint, films have a duty to provoke as well as entertain, and it's impossible to watch the plight of Thelma and Louise without feeling indignation.

The Grim Sleeper- (2014)
01:00 - 03:00 - True Entertainment
6.0/10 Stars

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Based on a true story, this gripping drama follows a reporter's attempts to track down a Los Angeles serial killer nicknamed the Grim Sleeper after he resurfaces after 14 years.

The Front Line- (2006)
01:10 - 03:00 - Movies4Men
6.0/10 Stars

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In this brooding Irish crime drama, Eriq Ebouaney plays a Congolese refugee, still haunted by memories of war in his homeland, who's attempting to build a new life in Dublin with his wife and child. Despite the probing of a suspicious immigration officer (Gerard McSorley), he's managed to secure a job as a security guard. Unfortunately, a vicious mobster (James Frain) decides he's the perfect inside man for a robbery he's planning and kidnaps Ebouaney's family, threatening to kill them unless he co-operates. The thriller elements never really convince and the heist itself is nothing special, but writer/director David Gleeson is on surer ground with the emotional drama at the core of the story and Ebouaney brings a quiet intensity to his role as a good man who can't escape his dark past.

Resurrection of Zachary Wheeler- (0)
01:45 - 03:55 - Talking Pictures
0.0/10 Stars

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1971. Sci-Fi starring Leslie Nielsen, Bradford Dillman and Don Haggerty. After a terrible car accident, a presidential candidate awakens in a New Mexico clinic without a trace of injury.

The Keep- (1983)
01:50 - 03:45 - Film 4
5.4/10 Stars

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In one of the weirdest Second World War movies ever made, a bunch of German soldiers bivouac in an old Romanian castle and get gruesomely decimated by some unseen, supernatural force. By turns chilling, stylish, portentous and just plain silly, Michael Mann's second feature was a box-office bomb that temporarily wrecked his cinema career. (He went back to television and created Miami Vice.) Gabriel Byrne as an SS officer with a serious haircut, and Ian McKellen as a mad professor, are worth the price of admission alone, however.

Forget Me Not- (2009)
02:15 - 04:15 - Horror Channel
5.2/10 Stars

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A musician comes to the aid of a barmaid being accosted by a drunk. Together they go on a journey around London and begin to fall in love, but as the night draws to a close, a secret threatens to bring their fledgling relationship to an end before it has begun. Romantic drama, with Tobias Menzies and Genevieve O'Reilly.

Saints and Soldiers: Battle of the Tanks- (2014)
02:30 - 04:20 - Sony Movie Channel
5.2/10 Stars

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An American tank travelling alone through the Harz mountains in the last days of the Second World War stumbles on a German platoon with several armoured vehicles. The black driver leads a game of cat and mouse with the overwhelming enemy forces, while also fighting racial prejudice from his own crew. Drama, starring K Danor Gerald and Adam Gregory.